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JESUS. I wish I was at Wicked with Aldo instead of sitting in a teeny tiny booth selling tickets to stoners who just really REALLY want to get tripped out by Laser Zeppelin.
1. Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
Closed, just because it's messy in there, and mess makes it hard for me to sleep.
2. Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotels?
It depends on the smell and the quality of shampoo and conditioner. Mostly not.
4. Have you ever stolen a street sign before?
No, unless traffic cones count. Which they don't.
5. Do you like to use post-it notes?
I love everything that has to do with office organization.
6. Do you cut out coupons but then never use them?
Nope. That's why I shop at Safeway. No coupons neccessary. It's always cheap.
7. Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of bees?
A big bear, of course. Much cooler story. Especially if you survived. Also, there's a definite defense against bears (curling into a ball and allowing them to just play around with you), whereas a swarm of bees is impossible to escape.
8. Do you always smile for pictures?
Not always. Sometimes I prefer to do the sexy/emo stare/glare.
12. Do you ever count your steps when you walk?
Sometimes.
13. Have you ever peed in the woods?
Are you kidding? It's my favorite way to pee.
14. Do you ever dance even if there's no music playing?
No. Dancing and music go hand in hand. Without music, dancing is just a convulsion.
15. Do you ever chew on your pens or pencils?
Yes. Constantly. Can you say: oral fixation?
16.How many people have you slept with this week?
FIFTEEN! But really none... yet.
17. Do you like popcorn from those big tins?
No. It's always way too much everything. Ew. And it goes stale really fast.
18. What is your "Song of the week?"
"Mr. Bojangles" by Bob Dylan
19. Is it okay for guys to wear pink?
Sure.
20. Favorite Fish?
I like barracudas. To fish for, eat, and watch - cause they're fucking crazy.
21. What's your favorite scary movie?
The Shining. What else is there?
22. Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some?
Fuck no. Treasure is for spending. Why would you hide it, just so some douchebag pirate could come along and pilfer it away? HUH?
23. What do you drink with dinner?
Anything. Milk's my favorite though. Of course.
26. What movies could you watch over and over and still love?
Titanic, Brokeback Mountain, Shopgirl, Rent, Casablanca, and many more.
27. Last person you kissed?
A lady never tells.
28. Were you ever a boy/girl scout?
I was a CAMPFIRE GIRL/BOY!!! Hells yeah.
30. When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper?
I write letters all the time to Samantha, and then I never send them. Cause I'm the worst best friend in the whole wide world.
31. Can you change the oil on a car?
Psh. That's what Jiffy Lube is for.
32. Ever gotten a speeding ticket?
Once. That guy was a bastard. He wouldn't even let me blow him for an easy out.
33. Ran out of gas?
Not completely (knock on wood).
34. Favorite kind of sandwich?
Hot: Grilled cheese. Cold: Veggie patty from Subway
35. Best thing to eat for breakfast?
Eggs with cheese and sausage and toast.
36. when is your usual bed time?
Generally around 11:30
37. Are you lazy?
Only when I get to be.
38. When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for halloween?
I usually went for a witch. Or some sort of woman-empowering person, one year I did Hillary Clinton. And then there was the business woman.
I was lame.
40. How many languages can you speak?
One.
41. Do you get any magazine subscriptions?
Nope.
42.Which are better legos or Lincoln log?
PSH. Leggos are way better.
43. Are you stubborn?
To a fault.
44. Who is better...Leno or Letterman?
Leno, by far.
45. Ever watch soap operas?
Nope. It's like crack. Bad and addictive.
46. Afraid of heights?
Terrified.
47. Sing in the car?
Constantly.
48. Dance in the shower?
Oh yes.
49. Dance in the car?
Mostly I drive in the car.
50. Ever used a gun?
EEEK! No. Scared of guns.
51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
Senior pictures... I went to Ginny Costello.
52. Do you think musicals are cheesy?
Of course, but cheese is one of my favorite foods.
53. Is Christmas stressful?
Oh yes.
54. Ever eat a pierogie?
Yes. MMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmm.
55. Favorite type of fruit pie?
Apple with cheese. And cherry.
56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
Actress, Singer, Veterinarian.
57. Do you believe in ghosts?
Indeed.
59. Take a vitamin daily?
Nope. But I take Emergencie regularly, so it's okay.
60. Wear slippers?
Slippers are for porn stars and old people.
61. Wear a bath robe?
Nope. I prefer being naked.
62. What do you wear to bed?
Nothing. *see above
63. First concert?
The Spice Girls
64. Wal-Mart, Target or K-Mart?
None of the above. They are all essentially evil.
65. Nike or Adidas?
Adidas, I guess. But again...*see above
66. Cheetos or Fritos?
Cheetos!
67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?
peanuts, by far
68. Ever hear of "morp"?
Um, no.
69. Ever take dance lessons?
I'm in Jazz Dance right now.
70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?
Nope, as long as they HAVE a profession.
71. Can you curl your tongue?
Yup.
72. Ever won a spelling bee?
No..... they don't really have those anywhere in Covington.
73. Ever been so happy you cried?
Oh yes.
74. Own records?
Yep, a few.
75. Own a record player?
used to... then it broke.
76. Regularly burn incense?
Yep, now that I live on my own.
77. Ever eaten fish?
I love fish. It's delicious.
78. Who would you like to see in concert?
The Who, The Rolling Stones, Bob Dylan, Elton John, Billy Joel, Mariah Carey, Dixie Chicks, oh man. The list goes on and on.
79. What was your last concert you saw?
Dave Matthews Band. And it was AMAZING.
80. Hot tea or cold tea?
Hot tea, generally.
81. ICED Tea or Coffee?
Both.
82. Favorite kind of cookie?
Good old chocolate chip. Although, I love me a good mint Milano.
83. Can you swim well?
Better than you think I can. I'm like a torpedo.
84.Can you hold your breath w/o manually holding your nose?
Yes, when I'm diving. When I'm jumping in regularly, no. And also when I'm swimming, I'm a killer breather.
85. Are you patient?
More than most people I know.
86. DJ or band, at a wedding?
Both. I'm not going fully into this because it would take up pages and pages. I'm into weddings.
87. Ever won a contest?
Sure.
88. Ever have plastic surgery?
Pshaw. So much.
89. Which are better black or green olives?
They are both delicious.
90. Can you knit or crochet?
Nein.
91. Best room for a fireplace?
Bedroom/Bathroom/Living room/Dining room/kitchen.... every room should have one.
92. Do you want to get married?
Very much. But only for the wedding.
94. What's your favorite tv show?
Right now, Project Runway.
95. Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way?
Sometimes.
96. Do you have kids?
EW. No thanks.
97. Do you want kids?
EW! No thanks.
98. Whats your favorite color?
Red
99. Do you miss anyone right now?
Yes
100. Who do you wanna see right now?
My parents.
1. Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
Closed, just because it's messy in there, and mess makes it hard for me to sleep.
2. Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotels?
It depends on the smell and the quality of shampoo and conditioner. Mostly not.
4. Have you ever stolen a street sign before?
No, unless traffic cones count. Which they don't.
5. Do you like to use post-it notes?
I love everything that has to do with office organization.
6. Do you cut out coupons but then never use them?
Nope. That's why I shop at Safeway. No coupons neccessary. It's always cheap.
7. Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of bees?
A big bear, of course. Much cooler story. Especially if you survived. Also, there's a definite defense against bears (curling into a ball and allowing them to just play around with you), whereas a swarm of bees is impossible to escape.
8. Do you always smile for pictures?
Not always. Sometimes I prefer to do the sexy/emo stare/glare.
12. Do you ever count your steps when you walk?
Sometimes.
13. Have you ever peed in the woods?
Are you kidding? It's my favorite way to pee.
14. Do you ever dance even if there's no music playing?
No. Dancing and music go hand in hand. Without music, dancing is just a convulsion.
15. Do you ever chew on your pens or pencils?
Yes. Constantly. Can you say: oral fixation?
16.How many people have you slept with this week?
FIFTEEN! But really none... yet.
17. Do you like popcorn from those big tins?
No. It's always way too much everything. Ew. And it goes stale really fast.
18. What is your "Song of the week?"
"Mr. Bojangles" by Bob Dylan
19. Is it okay for guys to wear pink?
Sure.
20. Favorite Fish?
I like barracudas. To fish for, eat, and watch - cause they're fucking crazy.
21. What's your favorite scary movie?
The Shining. What else is there?
22. Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some?
Fuck no. Treasure is for spending. Why would you hide it, just so some douchebag pirate could come along and pilfer it away? HUH?
23. What do you drink with dinner?
Anything. Milk's my favorite though. Of course.
26. What movies could you watch over and over and still love?
Titanic, Brokeback Mountain, Shopgirl, Rent, Casablanca, and many more.
27. Last person you kissed?
A lady never tells.
28. Were you ever a boy/girl scout?
I was a CAMPFIRE GIRL/BOY!!! Hells yeah.
30. When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper?
I write letters all the time to Samantha, and then I never send them. Cause I'm the worst best friend in the whole wide world.
31. Can you change the oil on a car?
Psh. That's what Jiffy Lube is for.
32. Ever gotten a speeding ticket?
Once. That guy was a bastard. He wouldn't even let me blow him for an easy out.
33. Ran out of gas?
Not completely (knock on wood).
34. Favorite kind of sandwich?
Hot: Grilled cheese. Cold: Veggie patty from Subway
35. Best thing to eat for breakfast?
Eggs with cheese and sausage and toast.
36. when is your usual bed time?
Generally around 11:30
37. Are you lazy?
Only when I get to be.
38. When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for halloween?
I usually went for a witch. Or some sort of woman-empowering person, one year I did Hillary Clinton. And then there was the business woman.
I was lame.
40. How many languages can you speak?
One.
41. Do you get any magazine subscriptions?
Nope.
42.Which are better legos or Lincoln log?
PSH. Leggos are way better.
43. Are you stubborn?
To a fault.
44. Who is better...Leno or Letterman?
Leno, by far.
45. Ever watch soap operas?
Nope. It's like crack. Bad and addictive.
46. Afraid of heights?
Terrified.
47. Sing in the car?
Constantly.
48. Dance in the shower?
Oh yes.
49. Dance in the car?
Mostly I drive in the car.
50. Ever used a gun?
EEEK! No. Scared of guns.
51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
Senior pictures... I went to Ginny Costello.
52. Do you think musicals are cheesy?
Of course, but cheese is one of my favorite foods.
53. Is Christmas stressful?
Oh yes.
54. Ever eat a pierogie?
Yes. MMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmm.
55. Favorite type of fruit pie?
Apple with cheese. And cherry.
56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
Actress, Singer, Veterinarian.
57. Do you believe in ghosts?
Indeed.
59. Take a vitamin daily?
Nope. But I take Emergencie regularly, so it's okay.
60. Wear slippers?
Slippers are for porn stars and old people.
61. Wear a bath robe?
Nope. I prefer being naked.
62. What do you wear to bed?
Nothing. *see above
63. First concert?
The Spice Girls
64. Wal-Mart, Target or K-Mart?
None of the above. They are all essentially evil.
65. Nike or Adidas?
Adidas, I guess. But again...*see above
66. Cheetos or Fritos?
Cheetos!
67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?
peanuts, by far
68. Ever hear of "morp"?
Um, no.
69. Ever take dance lessons?
I'm in Jazz Dance right now.
70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?
Nope, as long as they HAVE a profession.
71. Can you curl your tongue?
Yup.
72. Ever won a spelling bee?
No..... they don't really have those anywhere in Covington.
73. Ever been so happy you cried?
Oh yes.
74. Own records?
Yep, a few.
75. Own a record player?
used to... then it broke.
76. Regularly burn incense?
Yep, now that I live on my own.
77. Ever eaten fish?
I love fish. It's delicious.
78. Who would you like to see in concert?
The Who, The Rolling Stones, Bob Dylan, Elton John, Billy Joel, Mariah Carey, Dixie Chicks, oh man. The list goes on and on.
79. What was your last concert you saw?
Dave Matthews Band. And it was AMAZING.
80. Hot tea or cold tea?
Hot tea, generally.
81. ICED Tea or Coffee?
Both.
82. Favorite kind of cookie?
Good old chocolate chip. Although, I love me a good mint Milano.
83. Can you swim well?
Better than you think I can. I'm like a torpedo.
84.Can you hold your breath w/o manually holding your nose?
Yes, when I'm diving. When I'm jumping in regularly, no. And also when I'm swimming, I'm a killer breather.
85. Are you patient?
More than most people I know.
86. DJ or band, at a wedding?
Both. I'm not going fully into this because it would take up pages and pages. I'm into weddings.
87. Ever won a contest?
Sure.
88. Ever have plastic surgery?
Pshaw. So much.
89. Which are better black or green olives?
They are both delicious.
90. Can you knit or crochet?
Nein.
91. Best room for a fireplace?
Bedroom/Bathroom/Living room/Dining room/kitchen.... every room should have one.
92. Do you want to get married?
Very much. But only for the wedding.
94. What's your favorite tv show?
Right now, Project Runway.
95. Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way?
Sometimes.
96. Do you have kids?
EW. No thanks.
97. Do you want kids?
EW! No thanks.
98. Whats your favorite color?
Red
99. Do you miss anyone right now?
Yes
100. Who do you wanna see right now?
My parents.