This guy's an asshole

[yellow_lotus]

Tonight started simply enough. I showered, brushed my teeth, but on clean clothes, and went out for dinner

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[ratofnimh]

i do not know this man. but i am mentally kicking his ass for threatening my toast like that. what a bag of douche. big love baby.

[yellow_lotus]

Thanks, sweetheart. You see, it's guys like that one that give men as a whole a bad name. I haven't raised my hand in anger since I was a freshmen in highschool, and even then, I restrained myself and chose not to hit the kid.

[yellow_lotus]

No kidding, right? That's the kind of guy that's gonna pick a fight with the wrong guy and end up in a freezer at the county coroner's office.

[yellow_lotus]

Well, I didn't mean that the wrong guy was going to be me. Probably just some disgruntled Master Sergeant who did three tours in Vietnam, has killed countless men, and does not take shit from uppity civilians. Like Staff Sergeant Barnes from Platoon. That dude was hard.