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♥ because i said so
♥ jongkey
♥ pg-15 - swearing, mild sexual references
We're getting this whole day off. No schedules for SHINee for today. Um, can I get a "hell yes bitch"?
Taemin's filiming his sitcom, Minho's probably watching his every move in the director's chair, and Jinki's in the practice room. That means Jonghyun and I get the apartment to ourselves. Every single room, inch, chair, bed. This really makes up for our Jongkey time. Ever since the night where I "forced" Leader to kiss me-you will never mention this to anyone or I will personally rip your guts out-I've been avoiding Jonghyun and he's been hanging out with Minho alot. I have to clear up this situation.
We're laying on the couch staring at a blank, black screened television; for what, a half hour? Neither of us has said anything or than a "scootch your bootch" and a "um yeah". How did our "bitches move out of the way Jongkey is coming" turn into a "um yeah my name is Jonghyun and my name is Key". What the fuck. Alright. I'm going to do it. I'm going to confront the hell out of this orangutan. I'm going to confront him until I run out of breath.
"Jonghyun?"
"Yeah?" Do it, Key. Do it! You can do it. Damn bitch! DO IT!
"Last week, I kissed Jinki after you called me a bitch."
"..Oh, yeah. I know. So what?" The fuck?
"Wha... WHAT THE HELL, JONGHYUN! AND YOU DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING?! WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST COME UP TO ME AND SAY "YEAH, YOU KISSED JINKI HYUNG I'M OKAY WITH IT IT'S ALL GOOD" INSTEAD OF CLINGING TO MINHO 24/7 FOR THE PAST 7 DAYS LIKE SOME FUCKING KOALA KNOWING THAT I'M FIDGETING LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT THINKING ABOUT WHAT I DID, FEELING GUILTY AS HELL." My eyes are burning up. Don't cry. Don't you cry. Don't even drop a tear, Kibum.
"Look, Minho told me, alright? I know that I'm not always the perfect boyfriend and I don't do everything that you wish I could do. I know that I don't make you feel as secure like Jinki hyung does, and I can't mega-watt smile in your face like an angel. I know that I don't have the ability to do that. That's why I let you do what you wanted. To let you feel how it really feels to experience those things. So there. You happy?" Shit. I'm crying like a girl.
"No, I'm not! Of course you're not perfect! If you were perfect, I wouldn't kiss you every night, I wouldn't hold your hand, I wouldn't laugh at your corny hell of a joke, and I wouldn't love you like i do now! You're an idiot, and that's why I fucking love you, you fucking fucker!" Damn. This sucks.
"Why the hell are you crying?! What I said was supposed to make you smile and forgive me, you bitch!" Take that back. I am not a bitch. You bitch.
"I'm not crying, what are you talking about?! It's fucking raining!" The best lie ever. Yes please. Crown me.
"Yeah, it's raining in our apartment. With your stupid tears. Stop crying already. You look ugly." Oh no he didn't.
"Shut up. You don't know what you're talking about. I'm fucking sexy. If I wasn't, you wouldn't have dropped your balls." I don't really know what I just said, neither do I know if it make sense at all.
"I know. You're right. If it weren't for you, I wouldn't lock myself in the bathroom while you're pissing and run my hand up your shirt, shoving the other down into those super tight pants to grab th-"
"Okay, I get it. Quit it. That's gross. My eyes burn when I blink." That description really gets my attention though. Who knew I was so irresistible?
"Haha, you're so cute when you cry." His hands reach up to wipe my tears beneath my eye bags (uh, yeah I have eye bags. You got a problem?) and they feel so warm.
"Shut up. I thought you said I was ugly." Hypocrite.
"And you believed me? Wow. Well, if you say so, I think I should go now." He gets up to leave.
"Wait, don't go. Not yet... please?" Give him the kitty eyes. The kitty eyes, Kibum. Sit your ass down, Jjong.
"Can't get enough of the Bling Bling Jonghyun? Hahahaha ~" He cups my face and kisses me with so much sincerity and sweetness; I feel so lamely smushy. Man, I need to clear myself up. Then again, since I am not the alpha male, I should be able to release my inner "sensual seduction" ~
"Shut the fuck up. Never mind, I'm going."
Things are good now. Everything's back to normal. Jonghyun's still the perverted lost puppy, and I'm still Keybum Queen of Bitches. I think I've been swearing with the word usage of "bitch" a lot lately. I should stop. But, what about Jinki...?
♥ jongkey
♥ pg-15 - swearing, mild sexual references
We're getting this whole day off. No schedules for SHINee for today. Um, can I get a "hell yes bitch"?
Taemin's filiming his sitcom, Minho's probably watching his every move in the director's chair, and Jinki's in the practice room. That means Jonghyun and I get the apartment to ourselves. Every single room, inch, chair, bed. This really makes up for our Jongkey time. Ever since the night where I "forced" Leader to kiss me-you will never mention this to anyone or I will personally rip your guts out-I've been avoiding Jonghyun and he's been hanging out with Minho alot. I have to clear up this situation.
We're laying on the couch staring at a blank, black screened television; for what, a half hour? Neither of us has said anything or than a "scootch your bootch" and a "um yeah". How did our "bitches move out of the way Jongkey is coming" turn into a "um yeah my name is Jonghyun and my name is Key". What the fuck. Alright. I'm going to do it. I'm going to confront the hell out of this orangutan. I'm going to confront him until I run out of breath.
"Jonghyun?"
"Yeah?" Do it, Key. Do it! You can do it. Damn bitch! DO IT!
"Last week, I kissed Jinki after you called me a bitch."
"..Oh, yeah. I know. So what?" The fuck?
"Wha... WHAT THE HELL, JONGHYUN! AND YOU DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING?! WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST COME UP TO ME AND SAY "YEAH, YOU KISSED JINKI HYUNG I'M OKAY WITH IT IT'S ALL GOOD" INSTEAD OF CLINGING TO MINHO 24/7 FOR THE PAST 7 DAYS LIKE SOME FUCKING KOALA KNOWING THAT I'M FIDGETING LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT THINKING ABOUT WHAT I DID, FEELING GUILTY AS HELL." My eyes are burning up. Don't cry. Don't you cry. Don't even drop a tear, Kibum.
"Look, Minho told me, alright? I know that I'm not always the perfect boyfriend and I don't do everything that you wish I could do. I know that I don't make you feel as secure like Jinki hyung does, and I can't mega-watt smile in your face like an angel. I know that I don't have the ability to do that. That's why I let you do what you wanted. To let you feel how it really feels to experience those things. So there. You happy?" Shit. I'm crying like a girl.
"No, I'm not! Of course you're not perfect! If you were perfect, I wouldn't kiss you every night, I wouldn't hold your hand, I wouldn't laugh at your corny hell of a joke, and I wouldn't love you like i do now! You're an idiot, and that's why I fucking love you, you fucking fucker!" Damn. This sucks.
"Why the hell are you crying?! What I said was supposed to make you smile and forgive me, you bitch!" Take that back. I am not a bitch. You bitch.
"I'm not crying, what are you talking about?! It's fucking raining!" The best lie ever. Yes please. Crown me.
"Yeah, it's raining in our apartment. With your stupid tears. Stop crying already. You look ugly." Oh no he didn't.
"Shut up. You don't know what you're talking about. I'm fucking sexy. If I wasn't, you wouldn't have dropped your balls." I don't really know what I just said, neither do I know if it make sense at all.
"I know. You're right. If it weren't for you, I wouldn't lock myself in the bathroom while you're pissing and run my hand up your shirt, shoving the other down into those super tight pants to grab th-"
"Okay, I get it. Quit it. That's gross. My eyes burn when I blink." That description really gets my attention though. Who knew I was so irresistible?
"Haha, you're so cute when you cry." His hands reach up to wipe my tears beneath my eye bags (uh, yeah I have eye bags. You got a problem?) and they feel so warm.
"Shut up. I thought you said I was ugly." Hypocrite.
"And you believed me? Wow. Well, if you say so, I think I should go now." He gets up to leave.
"Wait, don't go. Not yet... please?" Give him the kitty eyes. The kitty eyes, Kibum. Sit your ass down, Jjong.
"Can't get enough of the Bling Bling Jonghyun? Hahahaha ~" He cups my face and kisses me with so much sincerity and sweetness; I feel so lamely smushy. Man, I need to clear myself up. Then again, since I am not the alpha male, I should be able to release my inner "sensual seduction" ~
"Shut the fuck up. Never mind, I'm going."
Things are good now. Everything's back to normal. Jonghyun's still the perverted lost puppy, and I'm still Keybum Queen of Bitches. I think I've been swearing with the word usage of "bitch" a lot lately. I should stop. But, what about Jinki...?