Stolen from Cam.

1. Go to the Wikipedia home page and click random article. That is your band's name.
2. Click random article again; that is your album name.
3. Click random article 15 more times; those are the tracks on your album.

Band Name: 1836 English Cricket Season
Album Name: Ajit Garh or The Mutiny Memorial#1. Andalusite ( Read more... )

ha ha ha alison came home like, five minutes ago - so hungover she could hardly speak - and she just went into her room and a chainsaw started up in the park. sucks to be her.

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last night someone ordered a DOUBLE CRAM, which is three pieces of steak, two burger patties, five pieces of bacon, two eggs and two pieces of cheese. i wish i could transfer the photo from my PHONE to the INTERNET so that everybody could appreciate the sheer revoltingness of such a burger. it only just fit into an A3 piece of paper. GROSS!

on saturday night i had a dream that bono rang me three times so i would bring his mother some dinner. but he called it 'tea'.

in other news, i am going to marry a monk. i have five months to get him to agree, or else he will be ordained and will never see boobs.

hello god,

the weather you have been producing is not conductive to study. who can i talk to about getting it changed? i've got a beer out on the deck if you want to have a chat.

thanks.

your ever-faithful atheist,

clare

Larry Hormonal had built a time machine, in order to meet his past self, in order to instruct it on building a time machine, in order to instruct his future self on building a time machine in order to instruct his present self on building a time machine. It had culminated in him travelling forward in time to accidentally kill his grandfather. Or ( Read more... )

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is anyone else going to southbound? to camp?
clairee and i are going. i'm excited. but that may also be because i'm on my third cup of coffee and i've only been up for an hour and a half.

{drunki am listening to the kooks and reading zadie smith ( Read more... )