i love arc cafe. every time i come in here, they're playing some "choice" music. they're playing the kills. good-oh. today i bought some presents and had this foccacia with HEAPS OF CHEESE in it for lunch. it was hard core. now we're going to write some postcards and i may buy an arc cafe hoodie. because they're cool and i love this place. we have ( Read more... )

a girl at the supermarket said:

"what's red and hairy?

fanny rash!

do you get it?"

ugh.

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come to hyde park on 'straya day at 10:30 to have a picnic and shower jess and i in goodbye presents and love, because we will be leaving for nz in the NIGHT. bring stuff like drinks and food and games and blankets to sit on. the end.

you can judge the skill of a gymnast based on the size of her boobs.

i've decided that from now on, i shall be followed around by a group of semi-naked men, and they can lift me up while i pose if i want to express something. and sometimes i can walk across their hands while i sing a few classics.

no matter how seemingly straight the Aqua Maddie, he/she likes to feel they live outside "the system". they like the idea of parallel worlds. but now Jupiter - the planet so officially lucky that the trad. name for it is the Greater Benefic - is in the Aquarian Brilliant Career sector for a year. it's mega-fortunate but it requires Face-Time, ( Read more... )

to do list:
- play drums on aeroplane
- speed down runway
- break into abandoned train
- go for a hike when it's dark
- shoot AK-47
- sword fight
- meet someone from famous rock band
- find new church to break into
- order fast food in spanish
- destroy large object in cool way

it's good to know that other people have the same aspirations as me.

i hate pretty much all mature age students.

i went to my nanna's for dinner tonight, and we talked about whether this is the end of the line for the human race.

clairee's home on thursday.