Give me a Passover one liner about passover, or a good line said by the family of various sedars past or present. For example,

'Passover, it's when you don't shit for a week'

OR

'Charoset, when it's dry it's the next Weapon of Mass Destruction'

Go to Wikipedia. Type in your birth date (but not year). List four events that happened on your birthday. List three important birthdays. List two interesting deaths, and one holiday. Post this in your journal ( Read more... )

You know i've always been sad that i didn't actually hitchhike from British Columbia to Toronto 2 summers ago. I did the best i could. I got to do alot of the Province of British Columbia, and my hitchhiking in ALberta consisted of Calgary to Banff to Jasper to Edmonton, which is way longer than just going horizontal. but the prairies were by ( Read more... )

i mean there's no advancement, it's a small office, there's no young people, it's near hwy 7 or the 407 or something like that. Centre St! whereever the fuck that is! But man it's damn good money for an entry level position! ANd i'm fucking bored sitting here waiting for someone to take a chance on me ( Read more... )

During my months of experience in the job hunts i've come across the usual moral, ethical decisions. And as with last time HERE WE GO AGAIN ( Read more... )

Dream: Let's do the analysis first ( Read more... )

It was your typical day in the Teitel home. YAWN. STRETCH. the parents woke up. went down the stairs. made some coffee. read the paper. well time for work. went to the front of the house put on the shoes. looked for the keys. ah there they are. hmm wonder what the weather is like. opened the door. looked outside. ah rain! let's find ( Read more... )

i started reading my favourite book Jack Kerouac's ON THE ROAD last night, and one quote early on sparked a huge flash back in my life ( Read more... )

Shouldn't've had that relapse. Once again i'm reminded why it was not a good situation to be in.

Alright, i was a little depressed a few days ago, but since then i've gotten a few promising interviews, i've seen some old friends, i have a friend that suddenly fell in love which is always good. So i'm not as down as it seemed a few days ago ( Read more... )