Shit. It's been a while (cue terrible Staind song now). I haven't really done this in some time, mostly because I was following my mother's advice 'if you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all.' That and I don't even know where to begin ( Read more... )

Maybe it's just me, but as I get older it's harder and harder to get absolutely shitfaced. Here I am on a Tuesday evening pounding the hell out of this bottle of Evan to little fanfare or merriment. I'm guessing it might have something to do with the fact I'm flying solo on this journey. I need drinking buddies. Elation lies in socialization. ( Read more... )

Wow, did I just sit through the last 8 hours or so? Today was pretty much like I'd expect things to be if I were somehow still in high school, but instead of classes, I worked with all those people. I spent 95% of the time wondering what the fuck was being discussed, as almost every word out of the speakers' mouths were so laden with lame ( Read more... )

24 hours from now I will have finished my first day as junior broker liaison, complete with new 'office friendly' wardrobe. My brother, excited for me to enter the 'professional' world, drove the 4 hour distance from Ft. Wayne to take me on a shopping trip for suitable attire and then turn around and drive back after taking me out to dinner at Zen ( Read more... )

Oh, head spinning. Unable to move or sit still. No, this isn't a hangover ( Read more... )

I've come to the realization that I may never meet my dream girl from the bus last week that barfed all over a fellow passenger. A posting to the missed connections section on Craigslist and hours of pining have all been for naught. It's not meant to be. Here's the posting in case any of you know this Latina princess ( Read more... )

Sleeping in is fun, but there's a point when it becomes a bit excessive and you feel like ass when you finally do wake up. I probably should've seen this coming, what with being up until 3 or 4 in the morning four nights in a row. I woke up this morning in my un-airconditioned room at 7am with the veneer of sweat over my face and the feeling that ( Read more... )

Okay, this is strange, but awesome. Every night now when I come home from work I'm so ecstatic that spontaneous dance parties erupt in my apartment with Zespy. Except of course Zespy doesn't dance. So instead it's Ol' Dirty Bastard, Nazareth, Ratt, and a little Zager & Evans on the stereo while I cut a rug and Zespy juices and does shots of ( Read more... )

Okay, I feel like Ray Liotta's character Henry Hill in Goodfellas at the end of the movie when he's cranking out a massive amount of coke baggies and is convinced helicopters are watching him. There's some sort of fucked mania going on right now in my head and since it's like 4:00 in the morning I don't really have anywhere to focus this energy. ( Read more... )

Tonight was good. In some strange way, I came away from everything feeling somewhat at ease with current predicaments. I realized once again that you can never stop learning, especially from mistakes, and can even possibly come out of said mistakes with a renewed attitude that is much healthier and makes you want to be a better person. ( Read more... )