Best news ever

[yellowman]

After too many years working in a job I hate, talking with people I despise, and pissing a lot because I keep escaping to the water cooler, Providence has blessed me. I am going to start receiving unemployment benefits. scha-wing. It all sounds pretty easy too - fill out a form every two weeks. Free money.

Comments

[ubermoron]

nigga please

[yellowman]

dost thou doubt providence?

[forget_paranoia]

Sweet! Now you should buy me a drink at Star bar with your unemployment check.