Truth in advertising

[yemayah]

I was patiently waiting for my cafe o lait this morning when a woman walked up to counter and asked for a 'large-ass mocha'. Lucky, it dawned on me in just enough time to stifle the rising guffaw that she had actually most likely asked for a 'large ICED' mocha, and that my faulty hearing was just up to its old to tricks again, namely making me

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[inertiacrept]

I think you're on to something, but McDonald's actually did away with the sized "small" years ago, and I think Starbucks did something similar.

Tall, grande, LARGE ASSED.