Taoris: Of Babysitters And Foul Words
Title: Of Babysitters And Foul Words
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: TaoRis
Warnings: Mature content, bad dick jokes
Genre: Humour, AU, smut
Disclaimer: I do not own EXO.
A/N: I dedicate this to my fapper-gege Krees, Salla, and my pudding-gege Lu Han, Laila, because they're dorks and I love them even more than I love Taoris. ♥
This was not the reality Kris wanted.
When Zi Tao had called him and informed that his parents were leaving the house for the weekend Kris' mind had been flooded with images of watching movies to late night, sleeping until noon, and spending the nights... Awake. He had drove the whole trip to Zi Tao's house half hard, almost crashing into an elderly woman as the only thing swirling in his mind were all the sounds he would drive out of his drop dead sexy boyfriend's pretty mouth, since there was no one that could disturb them or walk in on them having sex on, well, every single surface in the house.
But, contrary to his wishes, when he rang the doorbell he wasn't greeted by a shirtless Zi Tao with an alluring smirk and a husky "hey baby". Nope. What greeted him was a fully dressed (what was this madness?) Zi Tao with a frown on his pretty face, and glasses on his nose. "Hi Kris, come in" he greeted briefly, before rushing back in.
Confused, Kris followed his boyfriend into the house. He shut the door and kicked his shoes off, briefly noticing the smell of food. "Where are you?" he called, hoisting his bag on his shoulder. "In the kitchen!" came the answer, and so that was where Kris went.
He noticed two things.
First of all, Zi Tao looked really sexy while cooking, concentrating hard on the cookbook on the table while stirring something that smelled really good.
Second, there was a third person in the room. Sitting next to the dining table was a small boy with light brown hair and big eyes, playing with a couple of plushies Kris remembered being something called Digimon. Or Pokemon. He wasn't sure.
"Um, Tao, baby" Kris called, fearing for the worst. Zi Tao froze for a second, before continuing his strirring, and answered: "yes, love?" The older boy sighed, and fought the urge to jump out of the window. Zi Tao only called him "love" when he was about to say something he knew Kris was not going to like.
"Why is your little brother here? I thought you said the house would be empty for the weekend and we could- "
"Yes, I know, shush! He might hear!" Zi Tao scowled lightly at his boyfriend, and adjusted the stove's temperature. Kris rolled his eyes. "It's not like he'll understand anywa- "
"If you corrupt my little brother I am never again going to give you any."
"Okay okay I won't say the f-word, please don't make me live in selibacy."
A small smile tugged at Zi Tao's mouth. "Good. Now, listen to me. He's here because his babysitter called in sick, and they couldn't get her a replacement this quickly. So my grandmother will pick him up the first thing tomorrow morning. We just need to take care of him for one night. No biggie, right?"
Zi Tao turned to his little brother, and smiled. "Lu Han, say hello to Kris-ge! You remember him, right? He's Tao-ge's best friend!"
Lu Han looked up from his toys, gigantic deer eyes directed at an awkward Kris, and gave a big, toothy grin. "Hello, Kris-ge!"
Kris sighed. "Hello, Lu Han."
Yeah. No biggie.
Two hours later Kris was ready to jump out of the window. Which really wouldn't be healthy since they were in the eigth floor, but hey, he wouldn't really mind a few broken bones - anything to get out of this situation.
So he had come to the house expecting to be able to kiss and touch his boyfriend against every single wall, table, chair, couch, and so on. He definitely hadn't been prepared for a situation which included him watching a six-year-old play on the living room floor with some dull drama going on in the TV while his ridiculously good looking boyfriend did his homework like a good student.
Kris groaned. The worst thing was that Zi Tao had the fucking nerve to look amazingly beautiful even while concentrating on a fricken physichs book. The way his eyebrows furrowed, the way he chewed on his lower lip when he tried to solve a difficult problem, the way the muscles on his shoulders showed from under the wife beater...
Kris licked his lips, and sat up from the couch he had been sitting on, heading to his boyfriend. Zi Tao looked up at him, black eyes questioning behind the thick-rimmed glasses, and he smiled. Placing his hands gently on Zi Tao's shoulders Kris ignored the suspicious look he received. "You've been working so hard. Your back must be really sore."
Zi Tao shrugged and turned his attention back to the book. "It's not that bad. Besides, I need to do my school work." Kris nodded absent mindedly, not really listening, as he slowly began to massage the younger's neck. "Yeah, yeah. Good boy."
Zi Tao tensed. "Kris."
"Mm."
"Kris."
"Mm."
"Kris."
"What?"
Zi Tao sighed, and dropped his pen, turning to face his boyfriend. "Don't."
Kris decided pretending innocence was the best tactic. "Don't what?"
Zi Tao sighed again, and frowned. "You know what. Please. I'm trying to work." Kris took a gentle hold of Zi Tao's chin, leaning down slightly. "But you've been working so hard. Come on, baby, a little break won't hurt you. You can finish later, just rest for a while. I've missed spending time with you."
Zi Tao eyed him for a second, biting his lip, and then sighed and took his glasses off, setting them on the table.
SCORE.
Smiling, Kris leaned down until their lips brushed, and gave a small gasp as he felt Zi Tao's hand climbing up his inner thigh.
Aww yes baby, that's the direction-
"Wu Fan."
Kris froze. Zi Tao never called him by his given name unless he was dead serious about something.
"Yes baby?"
Zi Tao's eyes were piercing as he squeezed Kris' inner thigh right under his crotch.
"If you don't leave me alone to study right now, so help me I will go wushu on your crotch."
"B-but baby, I thought- "
"Wu Fan. Do you want your penis to keep living so you can bear our beautiful children, or do you want it to die a painful death?"
Kris very much wanted his manhood to live a long and happy life and not die this soon, the poor thing still had many adventures to go through, so he quickly let go and bolted back to the couch, scared enough not to notice the fact that his boyfriend was apparently planning on making him give birth. Content, Zi Tao put his glasses on and focused on his book again.
Kris glanced at his boyfrend, and groaned, flopping on the couch. "Fuck my life" he whined, throwing an arm over his eyes and slumping against the backrest.
Meanwhile a pair of big eyes had been following this exchange between the two boys, not really that interested, but now the owner of these eyes was curious about something he had just heard.
"Kris-ge."
Kris peeked from under his arm, only now remembering Lu Han again. The kid was sitting on the floor with plushies in both hands, staring at him with his head tilted to the side.
"Yes, Lu Han?"
"What's fuck?"
Fuck. My. Life.
Kris froze. He could almost feel cold sweat starting to run down the side of his face, could smell the smoke coming out of Zi Tao's ears, could hear the footsteps, could hear his poor manhood crying in agony as it was beaten off him-
He stole a frightened glance at Zi Tao, and was surprised to see that instead of flying across the air with his wushu stick, screaming something about corrupting his little brother, the teenager was sitting nicely at the table, happily unaware of the things going on five metres away from him. Apparently the TV was loud enough to prevent him from hearing anything.
Kris sighed. His sex life was saved. For now.
He leaned forward, leaning his elbows against his knees and joining his hands together. "Look, Lu Han. That's a thing I can't tell you. Maybe in ten years. Sorry." He pat the boy on top of his head, and received an angry pout.
"Fine. I'll go ask Tao-ge."
Shit.
"No no no don't go!" Kris' arm shot out to keep the boy on the floor. "Look, really, I shouldn't have said that, that's a bad, bad, BAD word, and you have to promise you'll never say it aloud and you won't tell Tao-ge that I said it. Okay? Please, Lu Han?"
Lu Han seemed to think about something for a moment, before the smirked.
Wow. I didn't know six-year-olds could smirk like that
"I won't tell ge if you give me chocolate."
Kris blinked, and frowned.
Son of a bitch. He really is Zi Tao's brother.
"Fine. I don't have any right now though. I'll give you some when I next visit, okay?"
Lu Han happily nodded, and got back to playing with his what-ever-mons, while Kris let out a heavy sigh and slumped back to the couch. When did six-year-olds become smart enough to blackmail him?
Kris watched Zi Tao smile and say good night to his little brother that was safely tucked under a blue blanket in his room, before closing the door. It was half past nine, which meant four hours after Kris had arrived at Zi Tao's house. Four hours of watching after Lu Han, staring at boring dramas, watching Alvin and the Chimpunks twice - once in mandarin and once in korean - and longing after his boyfriend who did everything there was to do.
After his homework Zi Tao had done the laundry, cleaned the kitchen, washed the dishes, and called both of his grandmothers, plus his mother to tell everything was fine. And then he had written another essay. And meanwhile Kris had suffered, been tortured, faced three dragons and confronted his worst fears. Well, at least something that way.
The important thing was, now that he had gotten rid of that little deer-eyed devil there was nothing to stop him.
Before Zi Tao had time to really realize what was happening he had been grabbed by the wrist and drug into the bedroom, and carelessly thrown on the bed.
Kris crawled on top of his boyfriend, a predatory glint in his eyes, and grinned. "Now, my dear Zi Tao, I will make you pay for everything you've put me through tonight."
Zi Tao rolled his eyes, but didn't attempt to push Kris away. "Oh come on, Kris, it couldn't have been that bad. You just sat and watched TV."
Kris scoffed. "Clearly you have no idea what you put me through, do you now? I had to sit and stare at you and your fine ass for four hours, and whenever I'd try to touch you you'd threaten my poor dick! Which was really unfair, by the way, since it's never done anything to hurt you!"
Zi Tao chuckled, and gently wrapped his arms around Kris' neck. "You seriously can't control yourself, you horny bastard."
"Nope" Kris declared "I love you too much to control myself around you."
Zi Tao's eyes softened as Kris smiled down at him and caressed his cheek. "I'm sorry I made you watch Lu Han. And thanks. You were a big help."
Kris leaned down to kiss the younger boy softly, and smirked mischievously as he leaned down to whisper: "you should apologize to me, you know."
Zi Tao laughed softly. "I guess I should." He then reached upwards, locking his lips with Kris'. The blond answered the kiss passionately, one arm wrapping around Zi Tao's waist as the other supported him so he wouldn't fall flat on top of his boyfriend.
They kissed like that for a while, tongues sliding and swirling together, lips moving and rubbing against each other as their holds on each other became tighter, breaths became heavier, before Zi Tao flipped them around so that Kris was now looking up at him.
He smirked. "Let me apologize."
Kris gasped as Zi Tao's hand grabbed his crotch, while at the same time his mouth latched at his neck, nibbling and sucking and definitely leaving a mark but Kris didn't give a flying fuck because shit that hand felt so fucking good.
"I'm sorry" Zi Tao murmured as he unbuttoned and unzipped Kris' pants.
"I'm sorry" he whispered as his lips traveled over Kris' collarbones, and the blond's pants were pushed down to his knees.
"I'm sorry" the words made Kris shudder as he more felt than heard them, Zi Tao's warm breath ghosting over his hipbone as he finally reached his destination.
"I- shit, Tao" Kris groaned as a warm mouth attached itself to his cock, and he felt a violent shudder wreck his body as Zi Tao put his tongue to good use. He answered every move of his boyfriend's sinful mouth with an appreciative sound, groaning after every lick, whimpering after every suck.
Kris panted, feeling the flame in his stomach grow into a fiery knot. He tangled his fingers in Zi Tao's hair, propping himself up on one elbow to be able to take in properly the sight of his gorgeous lover eyes closed, lips stretched tight around his cock, back moving with his steady, deep breaths.
Suddenly Zi Tao's eyes opened, and he looked Kris right in the eye, those black depths so full of raw lust, adoration and sincere love, and something in the older boy's chest swelled. Kris' fingers tightened in Zi Tao's hair, and then there was this sound he made, this moan that was half suffocated by Kris' cock in his mouth, but fuck if it wasn't one of the sexiest sounds Kris had ever heard him making, and he knew that was it.
"Tao- fuck- " he growled as his stomach clenched, right in time for Zi Tao to pull away, and then he was coming, all over Zi Tao's chin and still open mouth, moaning pathetically before he flopped on his back, chest heaving as he panted.
Zi Tao crawled closer to him, and smiled, using the hem of his wife beater to clean his face. "I apologized. Have I been forgiven?"
Kris laughed, and reached up to run a finger along his lover's swollen lower lip. "Yes, you certainly have." He reached to grab the hem of Zi Tao's wife beater, and with a mischievous glint in his eyes begun to pull it off. "Now let's get you out of these dirty clothes and let me apologize for being bratty."
The next morning Kris was woken up by a soft kiss, the smell of coffee and a smiling Zi Tao. He gave his boyfriend a sleepy smile. "Morning baby" he murmured "why do you have clothes on? I'm fairly sure I burned them all when you weren't looking."
Zi Tao laughed. "Come on, jerk, get up. Lu Han's babysitter will be here in five minutes, and then we're going to get ourselves food and rent a couple of movies. And then you can undress me again if you feel like it - we'll be together and alone for the whole day." Zi Tao left the room with a smirk, and Kris was fast up from bed.
As he padded down the stairs wearing a comfy pair of jeans and a clean t-shirt he was greeted by a smile from Zi Tao who was holding his little brother's hand. Zi Tao's grandmother gave him a brief smile before turning to Lu Han. "Now, Lu Hannie, I'll wait for you in the car, alright? Come quickly, we have to go to the grocery store. I'll buy you a pudding if you're really quick."
Lu Han nodded happily, and then turned to give his big brother's waist a tight hug. "Bye bye Tao-ge!" Zi Tao smiled down at his brother and ruffled his hair. "Bye bye Lu Han. Be a good boy, okay?"
Lu Han nodded, and then turned to Kris, who had reached the two brothers and wrapped an arm around Zi Tao's waist. "Bye Lu Han" Kris said, smiling widely as he was very happy the little devil was leaving from cockblocking him and Tao.
"Bye bye Kris-ge! Remember to buy me chocolate next time!"
Uh-oh.
Zi Tao looked confused. "Lu Han, why should Kris buy you chocolate?"
Shit.
Lu Han gave a wide smile. "So I won't ask you what fuck means. Bye bye, ge!" And then Lu Han was out of the house, and as the door shut behind him Kris was sure he was going to die now.
"Wu Fan."
As Kris turned around and bolted upstairs, heading for the nearest room he could get locked, he only had one thing in mind:
Save the penis.
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: TaoRis
Warnings: Mature content, bad dick jokes
Genre: Humour, AU, smut
Disclaimer: I do not own EXO.
A/N: I dedicate this to my fapper-gege Krees, Salla, and my pudding-gege Lu Han, Laila, because they're dorks and I love them even more than I love Taoris. ♥
This was not the reality Kris wanted.
When Zi Tao had called him and informed that his parents were leaving the house for the weekend Kris' mind had been flooded with images of watching movies to late night, sleeping until noon, and spending the nights... Awake. He had drove the whole trip to Zi Tao's house half hard, almost crashing into an elderly woman as the only thing swirling in his mind were all the sounds he would drive out of his drop dead sexy boyfriend's pretty mouth, since there was no one that could disturb them or walk in on them having sex on, well, every single surface in the house.
But, contrary to his wishes, when he rang the doorbell he wasn't greeted by a shirtless Zi Tao with an alluring smirk and a husky "hey baby". Nope. What greeted him was a fully dressed (what was this madness?) Zi Tao with a frown on his pretty face, and glasses on his nose. "Hi Kris, come in" he greeted briefly, before rushing back in.
Confused, Kris followed his boyfriend into the house. He shut the door and kicked his shoes off, briefly noticing the smell of food. "Where are you?" he called, hoisting his bag on his shoulder. "In the kitchen!" came the answer, and so that was where Kris went.
He noticed two things.
First of all, Zi Tao looked really sexy while cooking, concentrating hard on the cookbook on the table while stirring something that smelled really good.
Second, there was a third person in the room. Sitting next to the dining table was a small boy with light brown hair and big eyes, playing with a couple of plushies Kris remembered being something called Digimon. Or Pokemon. He wasn't sure.
"Um, Tao, baby" Kris called, fearing for the worst. Zi Tao froze for a second, before continuing his strirring, and answered: "yes, love?" The older boy sighed, and fought the urge to jump out of the window. Zi Tao only called him "love" when he was about to say something he knew Kris was not going to like.
"Why is your little brother here? I thought you said the house would be empty for the weekend and we could- "
"Yes, I know, shush! He might hear!" Zi Tao scowled lightly at his boyfriend, and adjusted the stove's temperature. Kris rolled his eyes. "It's not like he'll understand anywa- "
"If you corrupt my little brother I am never again going to give you any."
"Okay okay I won't say the f-word, please don't make me live in selibacy."
A small smile tugged at Zi Tao's mouth. "Good. Now, listen to me. He's here because his babysitter called in sick, and they couldn't get her a replacement this quickly. So my grandmother will pick him up the first thing tomorrow morning. We just need to take care of him for one night. No biggie, right?"
Zi Tao turned to his little brother, and smiled. "Lu Han, say hello to Kris-ge! You remember him, right? He's Tao-ge's best friend!"
Lu Han looked up from his toys, gigantic deer eyes directed at an awkward Kris, and gave a big, toothy grin. "Hello, Kris-ge!"
Kris sighed. "Hello, Lu Han."
Yeah. No biggie.
Two hours later Kris was ready to jump out of the window. Which really wouldn't be healthy since they were in the eigth floor, but hey, he wouldn't really mind a few broken bones - anything to get out of this situation.
So he had come to the house expecting to be able to kiss and touch his boyfriend against every single wall, table, chair, couch, and so on. He definitely hadn't been prepared for a situation which included him watching a six-year-old play on the living room floor with some dull drama going on in the TV while his ridiculously good looking boyfriend did his homework like a good student.
Kris groaned. The worst thing was that Zi Tao had the fucking nerve to look amazingly beautiful even while concentrating on a fricken physichs book. The way his eyebrows furrowed, the way he chewed on his lower lip when he tried to solve a difficult problem, the way the muscles on his shoulders showed from under the wife beater...
Kris licked his lips, and sat up from the couch he had been sitting on, heading to his boyfriend. Zi Tao looked up at him, black eyes questioning behind the thick-rimmed glasses, and he smiled. Placing his hands gently on Zi Tao's shoulders Kris ignored the suspicious look he received. "You've been working so hard. Your back must be really sore."
Zi Tao shrugged and turned his attention back to the book. "It's not that bad. Besides, I need to do my school work." Kris nodded absent mindedly, not really listening, as he slowly began to massage the younger's neck. "Yeah, yeah. Good boy."
Zi Tao tensed. "Kris."
"Mm."
"Kris."
"Mm."
"Kris."
"What?"
Zi Tao sighed, and dropped his pen, turning to face his boyfriend. "Don't."
Kris decided pretending innocence was the best tactic. "Don't what?"
Zi Tao sighed again, and frowned. "You know what. Please. I'm trying to work." Kris took a gentle hold of Zi Tao's chin, leaning down slightly. "But you've been working so hard. Come on, baby, a little break won't hurt you. You can finish later, just rest for a while. I've missed spending time with you."
Zi Tao eyed him for a second, biting his lip, and then sighed and took his glasses off, setting them on the table.
SCORE.
Smiling, Kris leaned down until their lips brushed, and gave a small gasp as he felt Zi Tao's hand climbing up his inner thigh.
Aww yes baby, that's the direction-
"Wu Fan."
Kris froze. Zi Tao never called him by his given name unless he was dead serious about something.
"Yes baby?"
Zi Tao's eyes were piercing as he squeezed Kris' inner thigh right under his crotch.
"If you don't leave me alone to study right now, so help me I will go wushu on your crotch."
"B-but baby, I thought- "
"Wu Fan. Do you want your penis to keep living so you can bear our beautiful children, or do you want it to die a painful death?"
Kris very much wanted his manhood to live a long and happy life and not die this soon, the poor thing still had many adventures to go through, so he quickly let go and bolted back to the couch, scared enough not to notice the fact that his boyfriend was apparently planning on making him give birth. Content, Zi Tao put his glasses on and focused on his book again.
Kris glanced at his boyfrend, and groaned, flopping on the couch. "Fuck my life" he whined, throwing an arm over his eyes and slumping against the backrest.
Meanwhile a pair of big eyes had been following this exchange between the two boys, not really that interested, but now the owner of these eyes was curious about something he had just heard.
"Kris-ge."
Kris peeked from under his arm, only now remembering Lu Han again. The kid was sitting on the floor with plushies in both hands, staring at him with his head tilted to the side.
"Yes, Lu Han?"
"What's fuck?"
Fuck. My. Life.
Kris froze. He could almost feel cold sweat starting to run down the side of his face, could smell the smoke coming out of Zi Tao's ears, could hear the footsteps, could hear his poor manhood crying in agony as it was beaten off him-
He stole a frightened glance at Zi Tao, and was surprised to see that instead of flying across the air with his wushu stick, screaming something about corrupting his little brother, the teenager was sitting nicely at the table, happily unaware of the things going on five metres away from him. Apparently the TV was loud enough to prevent him from hearing anything.
Kris sighed. His sex life was saved. For now.
He leaned forward, leaning his elbows against his knees and joining his hands together. "Look, Lu Han. That's a thing I can't tell you. Maybe in ten years. Sorry." He pat the boy on top of his head, and received an angry pout.
"Fine. I'll go ask Tao-ge."
Shit.
"No no no don't go!" Kris' arm shot out to keep the boy on the floor. "Look, really, I shouldn't have said that, that's a bad, bad, BAD word, and you have to promise you'll never say it aloud and you won't tell Tao-ge that I said it. Okay? Please, Lu Han?"
Lu Han seemed to think about something for a moment, before the smirked.
Wow. I didn't know six-year-olds could smirk like that
"I won't tell ge if you give me chocolate."
Kris blinked, and frowned.
Son of a bitch. He really is Zi Tao's brother.
"Fine. I don't have any right now though. I'll give you some when I next visit, okay?"
Lu Han happily nodded, and got back to playing with his what-ever-mons, while Kris let out a heavy sigh and slumped back to the couch. When did six-year-olds become smart enough to blackmail him?
Kris watched Zi Tao smile and say good night to his little brother that was safely tucked under a blue blanket in his room, before closing the door. It was half past nine, which meant four hours after Kris had arrived at Zi Tao's house. Four hours of watching after Lu Han, staring at boring dramas, watching Alvin and the Chimpunks twice - once in mandarin and once in korean - and longing after his boyfriend who did everything there was to do.
After his homework Zi Tao had done the laundry, cleaned the kitchen, washed the dishes, and called both of his grandmothers, plus his mother to tell everything was fine. And then he had written another essay. And meanwhile Kris had suffered, been tortured, faced three dragons and confronted his worst fears. Well, at least something that way.
The important thing was, now that he had gotten rid of that little deer-eyed devil there was nothing to stop him.
Before Zi Tao had time to really realize what was happening he had been grabbed by the wrist and drug into the bedroom, and carelessly thrown on the bed.
Kris crawled on top of his boyfriend, a predatory glint in his eyes, and grinned. "Now, my dear Zi Tao, I will make you pay for everything you've put me through tonight."
Zi Tao rolled his eyes, but didn't attempt to push Kris away. "Oh come on, Kris, it couldn't have been that bad. You just sat and watched TV."
Kris scoffed. "Clearly you have no idea what you put me through, do you now? I had to sit and stare at you and your fine ass for four hours, and whenever I'd try to touch you you'd threaten my poor dick! Which was really unfair, by the way, since it's never done anything to hurt you!"
Zi Tao chuckled, and gently wrapped his arms around Kris' neck. "You seriously can't control yourself, you horny bastard."
"Nope" Kris declared "I love you too much to control myself around you."
Zi Tao's eyes softened as Kris smiled down at him and caressed his cheek. "I'm sorry I made you watch Lu Han. And thanks. You were a big help."
Kris leaned down to kiss the younger boy softly, and smirked mischievously as he leaned down to whisper: "you should apologize to me, you know."
Zi Tao laughed softly. "I guess I should." He then reached upwards, locking his lips with Kris'. The blond answered the kiss passionately, one arm wrapping around Zi Tao's waist as the other supported him so he wouldn't fall flat on top of his boyfriend.
They kissed like that for a while, tongues sliding and swirling together, lips moving and rubbing against each other as their holds on each other became tighter, breaths became heavier, before Zi Tao flipped them around so that Kris was now looking up at him.
He smirked. "Let me apologize."
Kris gasped as Zi Tao's hand grabbed his crotch, while at the same time his mouth latched at his neck, nibbling and sucking and definitely leaving a mark but Kris didn't give a flying fuck because shit that hand felt so fucking good.
"I'm sorry" Zi Tao murmured as he unbuttoned and unzipped Kris' pants.
"I'm sorry" he whispered as his lips traveled over Kris' collarbones, and the blond's pants were pushed down to his knees.
"I'm sorry" the words made Kris shudder as he more felt than heard them, Zi Tao's warm breath ghosting over his hipbone as he finally reached his destination.
"I- shit, Tao" Kris groaned as a warm mouth attached itself to his cock, and he felt a violent shudder wreck his body as Zi Tao put his tongue to good use. He answered every move of his boyfriend's sinful mouth with an appreciative sound, groaning after every lick, whimpering after every suck.
Kris panted, feeling the flame in his stomach grow into a fiery knot. He tangled his fingers in Zi Tao's hair, propping himself up on one elbow to be able to take in properly the sight of his gorgeous lover eyes closed, lips stretched tight around his cock, back moving with his steady, deep breaths.
Suddenly Zi Tao's eyes opened, and he looked Kris right in the eye, those black depths so full of raw lust, adoration and sincere love, and something in the older boy's chest swelled. Kris' fingers tightened in Zi Tao's hair, and then there was this sound he made, this moan that was half suffocated by Kris' cock in his mouth, but fuck if it wasn't one of the sexiest sounds Kris had ever heard him making, and he knew that was it.
"Tao- fuck- " he growled as his stomach clenched, right in time for Zi Tao to pull away, and then he was coming, all over Zi Tao's chin and still open mouth, moaning pathetically before he flopped on his back, chest heaving as he panted.
Zi Tao crawled closer to him, and smiled, using the hem of his wife beater to clean his face. "I apologized. Have I been forgiven?"
Kris laughed, and reached up to run a finger along his lover's swollen lower lip. "Yes, you certainly have." He reached to grab the hem of Zi Tao's wife beater, and with a mischievous glint in his eyes begun to pull it off. "Now let's get you out of these dirty clothes and let me apologize for being bratty."
The next morning Kris was woken up by a soft kiss, the smell of coffee and a smiling Zi Tao. He gave his boyfriend a sleepy smile. "Morning baby" he murmured "why do you have clothes on? I'm fairly sure I burned them all when you weren't looking."
Zi Tao laughed. "Come on, jerk, get up. Lu Han's babysitter will be here in five minutes, and then we're going to get ourselves food and rent a couple of movies. And then you can undress me again if you feel like it - we'll be together and alone for the whole day." Zi Tao left the room with a smirk, and Kris was fast up from bed.
As he padded down the stairs wearing a comfy pair of jeans and a clean t-shirt he was greeted by a smile from Zi Tao who was holding his little brother's hand. Zi Tao's grandmother gave him a brief smile before turning to Lu Han. "Now, Lu Hannie, I'll wait for you in the car, alright? Come quickly, we have to go to the grocery store. I'll buy you a pudding if you're really quick."
Lu Han nodded happily, and then turned to give his big brother's waist a tight hug. "Bye bye Tao-ge!" Zi Tao smiled down at his brother and ruffled his hair. "Bye bye Lu Han. Be a good boy, okay?"
Lu Han nodded, and then turned to Kris, who had reached the two brothers and wrapped an arm around Zi Tao's waist. "Bye Lu Han" Kris said, smiling widely as he was very happy the little devil was leaving from cockblocking him and Tao.
"Bye bye Kris-ge! Remember to buy me chocolate next time!"
Uh-oh.
Zi Tao looked confused. "Lu Han, why should Kris buy you chocolate?"
Shit.
Lu Han gave a wide smile. "So I won't ask you what fuck means. Bye bye, ge!" And then Lu Han was out of the house, and as the door shut behind him Kris was sure he was going to die now.
"Wu Fan."
As Kris turned around and bolted upstairs, heading for the nearest room he could get locked, he only had one thing in mind:
Save the penis.