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Nov 05, 2005 19:38




so what can i say about my family...

first you have nick, the self absorbed soccer star who hits on any girl he can get his hands on.

then you mary ann,the one who in ever picture poses like she's in the center fold of a magazine.

now you have aunt liz, the mother, chef, and over protective aunt.

ann, soon too be new york super model or designer. she's been dreamin big for about 5 years now.

ashley, this girl can argue even if there isn't even anyone talking. shes the one who makes it all interesting.

daddy, the crazy laid back one of the howards who would practically let you get away with murder as long and someone else in the family is there.

uncle bill, the cattle farmer/doctor of the group. he's the one where after you do somethin that daddy lets you get away with, he kicks you in the butt and screams until your ears learn how to tone it out.

uncle richard, the used to be hippie, berkinstock wearing, vetenarian of the group.

uncle john, wow, where do i start, used to be drinker, turned christian, ex-swing dance teacher, labrodor loving, sick joke telling, eldest of the howards.

gentry, the run away 18 year old. i actually have no idea were she is right now. she moved out of her dads, uncle richard, house last year.

matt, the marine of the family, last time i talked to him in september, he was stationed in iraq. he's the only howard with his head on his shoulders.

cole, the red haired one. you would look at him and have no idea he was a howard.

john, the cousin who ever single one of my friends have fallen in love with since the second they saw him.

my sister- sarah, the vivi of the group. the crazy, wild, fun one. she sure does know how to make life just a little more interesting when the cousins are around.

laurn- the 5 year old french kisser. what else is there to say.

aunt nancy- the nicest person i have ever met. i wish i could see her more.

uncle david- the grill master, you give this man a chicken and it will end up some kinda
masterpice. he's also the fisherman, and a serious one. you even make the floor boards vibrate in
the pier when he's fishin and he'll go crazy.

aunt betty- the howard-in-law that fits really more into our family than any of the rest of us. i love her more than anything.

liz ann- i haven't seen her in 4 years but i feel like i just talked to her yesterday. now i think she is in miami or orlando or nyc with alan, her makeup artist husband, and 2 kids.

ellen- the breast feeding, baby makin woman of the howards. who knows how many that woman's gunna pop out before she hits 40.

jose- the spanish one. the coolest guy you will ever meet. i could sit and listen to him talk all day.

mary gibson- the most beautiful child i have ever seen. shy at first but from expierience i can tell you that with in 2 hours she will literally climbing on top of the fireplace mantle.

julie- she really is uncle richard's wife but really she's more of a hostage. there is a reason that uncle rich didn't let us meet her until they got married. we would have tortured her if the law wasn't involved. jk. i love you jules!

aunt mary- ever since she died ive realized how much we really have in common. i only wish i could have spent more time with her.

so thats the end of the imidiate family on my dad's side. wow, i really have got one phycotic family, but i love em anyway.

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