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Apr 30, 2011 19:26

[When the feed clicks on, it shows a rather serious faced Seatroll prince, eying the feed with a certain judging and condescending air that really only fits one of his caste. His brows knit and the corner of his mouth pulls back in snarl just before he starts.]So it's come to my attention that a good handful a you think that the fakest fiction that ( Read more... )

i am always correct why do you ask?, only science, video, ic, your beliefs are nothin but horsefeather, magic is fraudulent, come at me bro

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[Video] boundbynaught May 3 2011, 03:54:49 UTC
[At first he just laughs, and laughs, and laughs some more.]

You must come from such a tiny, sheltered little world to believe that.

[[OOC: Sorry that this is late - can it be the same day still? >_>;; If not that's fine too.]]

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[Video] yerawizarderri May 3 2011, 03:59:32 UTC
That or your underdeweloped think pan is dazzled by anythin' shiny and sparkly and must justify such things as bein' fakey fake hoofbeastshit.

In case you couldn't follow that, that hoofbeastshit is magic, I don't want to be confusin' your little pathetic sponge now or anythin'.

(ooc: Bro no problem! Same day is chill too! 8D)

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[Video] boundbynaught May 3 2011, 04:22:48 UTC
I don't justify anything and I could care less if you don't believe me. It just means you haven't been to the wider world yet, where magic does exist and people like me can wield it.

[[OOC: Sweet~]]

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[Video] yerawizarderri May 3 2011, 05:14:10 UTC
Pfft. I'we been through more than you know. I'we seen the bullshit people try and call magic. It isn't ewen a thing. You're merely mislabelin' what it really is.

But it's okay, I know the idea a giwin' up your fairy tale bed time stories and pretend time is hard, but you gotta do it sometime and grow up.

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[Video] 1/2 boundbynaught May 3 2011, 05:22:18 UTC
I was made by science, moron, I know what it is. And I can still use magic.

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[Video] 2/2 boundbynaught May 3 2011, 05:23:40 UTC
[He steps back just a bit, goes into Dark Mode form and summons his Soul Eater blade at the same time. It looks like streams of black energy come up from the floor, wrap him up like an octopus smothering something, and then it exploding outward with him in the new outfit.

Then he just grins with a very 'What now?' face.]

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[Video] yerawizarderri May 3 2011, 05:34:19 UTC
[Eridan just stares. Not even amused, not even impressed. Completely bored really. In fact, he glances away from the camera to inspect the many rings on his hand. He ain't even care.]

So you changed clothes? Big whoop. We can do that ourselwes, it's called a wardrobifier. Nothin' but technology--which is science. In case you got confused on the terms there.

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Re: [Video] boundbynaught May 3 2011, 06:16:21 UTC
Unless you're mistaking that wardrobawhatever for science when it's really magic. You don't think magic even exists, so how would you know the difference? Can that thing make you look like other people too?

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[Video] yerawizarderri May 3 2011, 06:20:09 UTC
I'm sure we hawe some sort a dewice that handles that. It isn't that I don't think magic exists, it's I know it doesn't. And I'm sorry, but I'm pretty sure I know technology when I see it. I'm not a moron who is easily dazzled by special stardust and pixies, alright?

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Re: [Video] boundbynaught May 3 2011, 06:45:03 UTC
Sadly, I have no reason to believe that you're not a moron. Just because you have some pretty little device that can mimic magic doesn't mean there isn't magic that can mimic that same tech. Your world's probably never been unlocked, so it shouldn't surprise me you can't understand a lot of this.

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[Video] yerawizarderri May 3 2011, 15:14:40 UTC
Technology doesn't mimic that which doesn't exist--and I don't know the logistics behind what you mean by unlocked, but whatewer, it isn't like my fuckin' planet exists anymore anyway.

[Sigh.]

No see, I understand just fine. I'm well aware a people like you who hawe trouble acceptin' reality. There are a few ewen from my own race that hawe a hard time acceptin' the truth a things. So I'm not surprised at your recalcitrance towards this topic. Howewer frustratin' and annoyin' it may be. There is science behind your magic, whether you want to accept this or not, dirtscrapper.

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[Video] boundbynaught May 4 2011, 07:44:28 UTC
Sorry, I couldn't make out any of that due to your mumbling lisp.

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[Video] yerawizarderri May 4 2011, 08:06:26 UTC
I--What?

[What did he just say? Did he just accuse him of having a lisp? OH NO HE DIDN'T!]

Lisp? A fuckin' lisp!? You think I hawe a lisp? I hawe an accent you fuckin' asshole! Not a fuckin' lisp! I can say my goddamn Eses just fuckin' FINE. Or are you too retarded to know the difference between a lisp and an accent? I mean, I'm not too fuckin' surprised with the exemplary a intelligence you'we bestowed upon me so far.

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[Video] boundbynaught May 5 2011, 02:10:03 UTC
Fine, an accent. [ He waves a hand dismissively. ] But the angrier you get, the more it seems to show, and the less sense your words make. And that's saying something.

One more shot.

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[Video] yerawizarderri May 5 2011, 03:05:02 UTC
Oh fuck off you dirty, low blooded piece a fuckin' filth! I'm not gonna explain anythin' anymore, or ewen waste my fuckin' time on the likes a you! It's obwious you're a lost fuckin' cause!

I can't giwe less of a shit if you beliewe in fakey fake BULLSHIT the rest a your pathetic existence, go ewiscerate yourself on a some bloody magical bullshit object or somethin' cuz I don't fuckin' care anymore!

[And with that he hangs up. Good day to you!]

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[Text] boundbynaught May 5 2011, 03:54:32 UTC
[You can't see it anymore, of course, but he's got such an amused grin on his face now. He decides to send out one last message.]

Your loss.

[And he puts the SFC down to go see what Ven's up to.]

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