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[yerawizarderri]

[When the feed clicks on, it shows a rather serious faced Seatroll prince, eying the feed with a certain judging and condescending air that really only fits one of his caste. His brows knit and the corner of his mouth pulls back in snarl just before he starts.]So it's come to my attention that a good handful a you think that the fakest fiction that

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[gunsights]

Actually, Bucko, I think you'll find that they are both quite real.

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[yerawizarderri]

Science is an undeniable truth, but magic isn't fuckin' real. I think you need to grow up a little and stop beliewin' in fairy tales.

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[gunsights]

Kiddo, first of all, I'm older than you. Secondly, I know both magic and science.

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[yerawizarderri]

Just cuz you are older doesn't mean shit when it comes to your fuckin' grubbish ideals. That is where you need to fuckin' grow up. You can't know magic and science, stupid, because whatewer delusion you are thinkin' to be magic is actually fuckin' science. You are just obwiously mistaken.

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[faygot]

Aww, Brother, the shit is like pretty motherfuckin' sweet, yeah? How we both can all be having different shit that our fuckin' hearts are telling us is being right and all. Fuck, it's a miracle, bro.

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[yerawizarderri]

Gam, there are no miracles when it comes to science. Stop beliewin' in that stupid rubbish, it isn't REAL. I don't care what your heart says!

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[faygot]

But, bro, it's so fuckin' beautiful being. Like, you can all up be believin' in this shit and let it get your glad on and I can all up get my chill on with the dope miracles. And we can still like be bros and shit. That's a miracle, bro. The beautiful miracle of friendship.

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[yerawizarderri]

Gam, you and I both know friendship is a disease, not a miracle. Regardless, ewerythin' you call a miracle can be explained by science. Go ahead, ask me anythin' I'll prowe it.

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[mauvesympathy]

So, what, you've never studied the science of magic before?

And y'know, calling something that dangerous fake's a pretty dumb move, dude.
You're just baiting witches at this point.

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[yerawizarderri]

Magic is fake and if you can't accept that, then you obwious hawe somethin' wrong with your think pan--or you are lackin' one. Either one is wery likely by this point.

I know of a witch and I'll hawe you know she's not magical at all, whatewer she does is purely fuckin' science ewen if she doesn't wanna admit it. So, I say bring them on, I don't giwe two fuckin' shits, I'll tell them off like I am you.

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[mauvesympathy]

[scoff] Can't wait until they get to you then, dude.

And you know, as a Magic Weapon, I take offense to that.

[No he doesn't. He just likes being an ass.]

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[yerawizarderri]

Yeah, whatewer I can handle them. I handled a fuckin' planet full a angry, fast as shit angels by myself for a fuckin' month straight. Witches will be nothin' but grubs play.

Pfft you best rename what you are, because you're a fuckin' SCIENCE weapon.

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[3dvi2iion]

Oh please. You're not even close to being handsome.

[Yep. That's the only thing in this whole message that Sollux cared about.]

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[yerawizarderri]

[Oh hi there bby nice to see you too.]

Yes I am and you fuckin' know it, I knock you off your fuckin' HOOWES with my dashin' good looks!

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[3dvi2iion]

Eheheheheheheh.

Yeah fucking right.

So tell me, oh handsome one. Why does someone as dashing as you have no matesprit?

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[yerawizarderri]

Because someone dashin' like me does hawe a matesprit.

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[throwsguns]

[Mami chuckles.]

Oh my! Do you really think so?

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[yerawizarderri]

No. I don't think so. I know so.

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[throwsguns]

... Have you ever truly experienced something before deeming it as "fake"?

[Because if magic *was* fake, then what exactly are Puella Magi?]

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[yerawizarderri]

You can't experience what doesn't exist, stupid.