3rd ♒ [vvideo]
[Because obviously Vatheon hasn't seen enough of this hipster's face. Oh what's this? He's donning a pair of shutter glasses and looking quite annoyed at the screen till--Oh! He realizes it's on now, stupid thing.]
So, I feel I need to show you somethin' Watheon. Seems I'we found the only sensible person here, allowin' me to spruce them up with my fashionable knowledge. Really, it's a fuckin' shame more a you aren't like Jo here, allowin' me to make him look top fuckin' notch! I'd say I'we improwed him quite a bit--
[Turning the camera to show a rather unsure John sitting in one of Eridan's obnoxiously purple chairs in what seems to be the bathroom of Eridan's hive. It's okay you guys, you can look on in horror. Because really? Just... Really?]
[Yep, rings, hair streak, neckerchief, vest, STRIPED PURPLE PANTS. By god, these two look like they're gonna hit the clubs.]
I know, fuckin' amazin'. The transformation, I'm quite fuckin' proud a it, I gotta say. So, I guess the rest a you are gonna hawe to deal with bein' so bland and fuckin' lame in comparison to us two, because I'm not magnanimous enough to help all a you pathetic fashion-rejects.
[And the feed cuts off.]
((ooc: John and Eridan will be answering replies.))