edinburgh and glasgow were closer than i remembered. i was slightly concerned about the quality of the small cardboard canoe i was being paddled in, enroute to the glasgow train station, which i remembered as being across the city from the shopping mall. the pilot of the boat was a slightly overweight and obnoxious eight year old whom i had met ( Read more... )

today, this video completely made me cry (yes, even with the background music, shut the fuck up.)

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say what you will, i may be a sad bastard (bitch?) but at least my mama raised me right.

is it just me, or does it seem like all this Prop 8 business should have happened, oh, i dunno, maybe before it was voted on? just a thought. mostly brought on by this monstrosity. nothing like a totally star studded atonal wank fest to really bring em on over to our side, especially since most of these people did pretty much nothing before the ( Read more... )

it's a good thing they don't know how crazy i really am. I thought to myself in a dream last night, as i accidentally killed all the goldfish living in my big black purse by pouring a gallon of soymilk in and drinking it.

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i congratulated myself on my first day on internshipping by walking home down 14th from the F train and stopping at Vanessa's ( Read more... )

so a slightly unfortunate incident last night has led me to realize that i need to calm down and grow up. stop getting raging drunk and inappropriate on weekdays, stop making dramatic scenes in bars and apartments, STOP DRUNK TEXTING MY FRIENDS (i'm sorry diana. that was definitely at 2 in the morning your time), stop waiting until 7pm to get ( Read more... )

cross your fingers for me this week kids. i have an interview for an internship with a certain new york blog thing that could end up being very very fun and (potentially) career (what?) advancing and fruitful.
ohhh pleaaase god.

have i lost my damn mind???

tonight's episode comes to you from auburn, alabama, where we will be spending the night sleeping on the screened porch of my godmother. a professor of ecology and microbiology at the university. subjects in brief ( Read more... )

oh livejournal, livejournal. how i was once devoted to you. now i feel, not as if i have nothing to say, but as if this isn't the proper forum in which to do it. i don't know why ( Read more... )