Ficklepump

[yershewsuntyd]

two days ago, i had a heart attack and had a very strange and arousing dream. yogurt, YOgurt, YOGURT, YOGURT, YOGURT!!!!! ah hahahahhahaahhahaha! yogurt. anyway orange yolanda macadamia pooh bear, bear, BEar, BEAR, BEAR, BEAR, BARE? holindaze sause is yummy. hogs aren't for eating, but for playing with until they are too weak to move and then

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[2bwhatiam]

*image*:
you masturbating to a dictionary,
or a national geographic
either one
or actually successfully having sex with the pictures of a national geographic
a 3-d wildlife-poster
yup