... Five years later, the marriage is on the rocks. Their kids are delinquents who like to set fire to inanimate objects. Jay becomes addicted to online gambling and loses all the money she made selling The Great American Novel, and she finds out that Dude has been cheating on her with a toothless Vietnamese hooker for the past six months. It's too late. The romance is ruined, as is their broken family,
as is their tainted bedroom...