To add to the list of useless yet entertaining information on the web, I would like to introduce you to, www.willitblend.com.
In other news, goddamn do I love femmes!

So, it has been a long time since I've updated. I keep meaning to. I have been incredibly busy, which has given me lots to write about, but I haven't found the time to sit down and write. So I've decided to write some entries in installments. I'm going to start on what is most pressing on my mind ( Read more... )

Apparently now you can be Christian AND have hot sex.

Of course the only provisions are:
"You have to be married. You have to be heterosexual. Other prohibitions include no sex with animals, no incest, no lust for people other than your spouse, no adultery (and that includes consensual threesomes and group sex) and no porn, rape or ( Read more... )

Lindsay --
[adjective]:

Fetish oriented

'How will you be defined in the sexual dictionary?' at QuizUniverse.com

Today I was at Safeway picking up some eggs and bread to make myself some breakfast. Safeway has this policy that every time one of their "preferred members" puts in their "preferred card" number, they must find the customer's name on the bottom of the receipt and say "Thank you Mr. or Ms. __________". It always kind of bothers me for a couple of ( Read more... )

Well after all the fucking drama with my apartment, I found someone today to sublet it from me through the end of the month. Not only did I get cash up-front, but the woman who is staying there owns a cleaning business and is planning on leaving it in immaculate condition. So, that's rad. Things always seem to work out even if it's in a crazy ( Read more... )

So, for those of you who don't know, I am in the Bay Area right now. My brother isn't doing so well. He's been in and out of two hospitals and is in for the third time in a month...all due to a pretty severe manic episode. So, someone from our family needed to come down to help out and I was elected. I drove down on Monday on kind of last minute ( Read more... )

For those who haven't seen this yet, you should check it out if you want a good laugh:
www.hopeisemo.com

In other news:
-I am heading to Idaho this weekend with my roomies. I am very excited. Sun, fun, and relaxation...aahhh!
-I rode the Booster at the Seattle Center yesterday with Josie. It is so mutha fucking scary and fun. It's this HUGE arm ( Read more... )

Ahhhh. I'm sooo glad it's summer and finally warm all the time. I was a little shocked to realize today that July is half over. But, hey, August and September are always the nicest months in Seattle anyways. I just had the two best days off ever. I spent the first day cleaning my house really good and going on a HUGE grocery shopping trip for the ( Read more... )

They installed smell machines in the hotel where I work. It's amazing. They emanate the best smell ever. It's a familiar smell, but I can't quite put my finger on it...like a summer day with sno-cones and cotton candy at the carnival. Or something.