Open letter

[yeshiveh]

Dear Emo kids, Girl-Pant wearing Hipsters, and Dudes that have dyed black hair strands in their eyes,

As long as Slayer is on the face of the Earth, you will hold no credibility whatsoever.

The same thing goes for you, Slipknot and Papa Roach fans.

Introspectively yours,

Ian

Comments

[electric_red]

I hate guys that wear girl jeans.
It's lame.
Fucking lame.

♥-Yvonne.

[instaromnium]

What if they're the only jeans that fit?

[electric_red]

Pish.
I have a skinny boyfriend, and finding man jeans that fit him is kinda hard...but once you find one that fits they're like gold. So far DKNY have been the best!

Seeing boys in girl jeans makes me feel inadequate because they fill the asses out better than I do.
♥-Yvonne.

[july_jones]

that girl pants-wearing comment, is that directed towards girls?

i kid, i kid.

[yeshiveh]

Nah, I like girls to not be wearing at all.

[july_jones]

...

yeah, that's cool.

[dog_walker]

But I LIKE Slipknot. They're from Iowa...

[yeshiveh]

If they lost the masks, thats all I'm saying.

[dog_walker]

Dude, I'm wearing my Corrie mask right now. Got a problem with that?

It makes it hard to eat cheeze-its, but its totally worth it for freaking the cats out.

[sophistimicated]

Emo boys fuck like a sack of wet mice. I would eradicate them from the face of the earth like the obvious scourge they are, if I could.

(Except for that cute one who works at the grocery store & flirts with me. Him, I'll keep. Helloooo double standard!)

[yeshiveh]

Thats because they are hung like the sack from a wet mouse. I can't stand those kids.

[4degrees]

Well said my friend.

[yeshiveh]

Lets go break something. Preferably an emo kid's nose.