Moved the majority of belongings out of the apartment that has become known as the House Of Debauchery. As we were breaking down the IKEA furnishings in all it's dowel glory, I came to the conclusion that the apartment which hosted numerous Animal House parties was a symbol of the quintessential age of craziness and brazen recklessness that one ( Read more... )

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This is a rough draft, heavy editing and additions to be made. Does anyone do web design or is willing to do it on the cheap?

( Retail Is Hell )

Everybody's workin' for the weekend.It truly is a sad state of affairs when Loverboy becomes so self ( Read more... )

This is a pretty short story, but really bizarre. Canada, Convicts, and Crazy Shooters.

( Pirate Mike )

This just happened to me about a half hour ago but fits nicely into the theme of events. Here is the third installment of The Ian Johnson Chronicles Of Life. It's a short one, but interesting.

( How I Became One With Nature )

Here is the second installments of The Ian Johnson Chronicles Of Life.

A fine tour story from a few years back.

( The Night I Got Shit-Housed With Sean Penn And Woke Up On The Banks Of The Mississippi River )

Gather 'round the fire kids, it's time for my first installment of The Ian Johnson Chronicles of Life. I plan on doing these from time to time because quite frankly, I've got some tales that are all completely true and crazy and I need to write them down before I die in the unfolding of a new tale in the not so distant future. Behold...

( The Story Of How Grayson And I Made A Volvo Sedan Fly Like A Bird )

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