I feel your condom pain. I've run out. That being said, go for the longest expiry. Don't worry about the brand. NZ has laws to protect you from the defective nonsense, no?
Of course, I'm only guessing at who will be filling it out and how they will fill it out. But I figure standard is probably fine for one-off encounters!
The only advice I have to offer is do not - DO NOT - get those Durex fruit flavoured ones.
Like, they might seem like a fun thing in a vague, theoretical way (or you buy them for lolz at the supermarket checkout one night when you're drunk), but it is the weirdest thing ever to be in the middle of man-lady special fun and to suddenly realise your cooter now is fragranced with spearmint.
I was once with a gentleman, and when we got back to his house, he pulled off all my clothes really quickly, and he was like "I've got a treat for you" and rolled on a peppermint condom. I was like "I can has pony?". Apparently that was the treat. I think it's only boys who think that that it's a treat!
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You're kidding, right?
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Thanks all of you! I will remember what everyone said next time I am dilly-dallying at a check-out counter. Or maybe even in the personals aisle.
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Of course, I'm only guessing at who will be filling it out and how they will fill it out. But I figure standard is probably fine for one-off encounters!
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Like, they might seem like a fun thing in a vague, theoretical way (or you buy them for lolz at the supermarket checkout one night when you're drunk), but it is the weirdest thing ever to be in the middle of man-lady special fun and to suddenly realise your cooter now is fragranced with spearmint.
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