I beat the game of life.

*Spoilers*
At the end you meet Jesus.

Update!
Jesus is nothing more than a Mexican with a bad haircut. How disappointing.

So another week has gone by. I look back, and see that my life is moving so fast lately. I never should of meet people I enjoy being around. They make my life too enjoyable. And as they say, time flies when you're having fun!
Walking home from school today, I noticed a particularly strange looking object laying dormant on the ground about 20 or so ( Read more... )

Nicholas: Hi, my name is Nicholas ( Read more... )

I think I've been cockblocked. Or cockblocked someone. Or myself. Or both.

So tomorrow is St. Nicholas's Day Eve. Sinter Klaas (as the nederlandse say) shall be coming to the certain Eastern European and their descendants (Dutch, German, Belgians, Swiss, more?) households, and delivering presents to all the good children, and Black Peter shall be leaving other non-cheerful things for the bad children. I wish all of you ( Read more... )

"Whats the point of democracy, if everyone votes wrong?"

(Yes this was stolen from a classmate of mine, who stole it from an old Third Rock from the Sun Episde).

Yes 50% of America, this means you. You stupid bastards.

Germany.

I was running accross the internet and I discovered this. I thought it was just so plain awesome that I decided to post it here.

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