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i like how there's a dj assault song for pretty much any situation you can be in.

and the song that happens to fit my particular situation is:

"bitch i ain't yo man".

i swear, it just started playing after i got done talking to her.

its a sign.

tuesdays are the new garbage days.

happy four twenty.

get your pudding condensation off hairy claw granite.

tonight my backpack was stolen. the car was broken into ( Read more... )

"did you know you can also get one by taking a shit really quickly?"

-dave attell on how you can get a herneya(sp?).

toasty.

happy birthday to the aaron van lieu down in burbang.

22 years and going strong.
like motor oil.
only not a motor.
or oil.

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