i look sexy in my red striped pants

[yetti]

the human condition dictates that we entrust our lives to a twin stripe of yellow down the middle of the road, but also that we distrust our spouse enough to write down what belongs to who when the marriage inevitably fails

Comments

[dulcinea19719]

AMEN!!!

[stormcore]

Look dude, you're right. I'm sorry, I really shouldn't have said anything...but in my defense you misheard me. I was commenting on how much your ASS had grown, and really- I like it! More for me to hit in the woods...

[silverjen]

fuck cutting the grass!