All is fair in love and war
Title: All is fair in love and war
Pairing: Jongdae/Jongin (chen/kai)
Rating: PG-13
Genre: fluff, crack
Length: 1,749
Summary: Jongin can’t deny that fighting with Jongdae turns him on in the weirdest way ever, because Jongdae is the cutest when he’s flustered.
All is fair in love and war
01.
Ever since the boys became roommates with Joonmyun, the members could feel the change in the atmosphere between the two of them.
There's always a certain kind of tension in the air because the members know full well that when Jongdae and Jongin fight, there will be war. An almost never ending war (or what feels like one) in which they end up destroying each other's belongings (and feelings) until they decide that they've had enough at which point they kiss and make up. And a war it is.
And today Jongin is screaming and punching the wall because apparently Jongdae has glued his favorite robot model to the wall.
Just like any other day in the life of Kim Jongin and Kim Jongdae.
02.
It’s an unwritten rule to not enter the bathroom in the morning if someone has put a towel or sock on the doorknob, hinting at the fact that the person is either jerking off or pooping. You are left to decide for yourself what kind of picture you want to create and leave in your head for the rest of the day.
Jongin has Jongdae's habits engraved in his mind, and with good reason. Jongdae is his boyfriend so of course he has learned all of his boyfriend's habits without even meaning to.
Jongdae always showers after Yixing, always saying he’s afraid the warm water will be gone if he waits any longer than that. As any other day he has put a sock on the door knob but who is Jongin to care. His boyfriend just messed with the wrong person by gluing his favorite robot model, which actually took two whole days to build, to the wall. Jongin opens the door to the bathroom and sneaks in without the other members knowing his plan.
He spots Jongdae in the shower; head leaned back on the wall as he slowly jerks himself off. The moans escaping Jongdaes mouth are arousing and Jongin can’t help but feel blood rush south as he hears Jongdae moan his name. Focus, Kim Jongin, you have to focus, you’re on a mission, he chants in his head as he accidently kicks the laundry basket. Jongdae stills and looks at him, shock-filled eyes meeting Jongin's. The older stares at Jongin then at the door, obviously trying to remember if he put a sock on the door or not, and then back at Jongin.
Jongin smirks at the older boy’s confused face and chuckles. “Didn’t know I turned you on that much hyung,” he says and picks up his face lotion, which he had forgotten earlier that night.
“Get out!” Jongdae screams and throws a towel at him as the younger exits the bathroom. The younger’s laugher still rings in Jongdaes ears as he’s completely embarrassed of what just happened.
03.
Jongdae has one t-shirt that he loves. It’s just a normal white t-shirt but it has been through water and fire with him and he wouldn't dare threw it away, even after the seams start to fall apart. He just wouldn't.
However, right now he’s holding a light pink t-shirt, which is eerily reminiscent of this old white one. But it's pink. The seams are just as damaged as his dearest white one, but it’s pink. Pink.
PINK.
Kim Jongdae hates pink.
He stomps out of the laundry room and into the crowded living room where most of the members are seated in front of the TV. He spots Jongin quickly and throws the t-shirt in his face.
"It's no news that you're an idiot but why can't you even do the laundry righty?!" Jongin scoffs and pulls the t-shirt off of his head. “It’s already old and disgusting, hyung. I can buy you a new one.” He says and smiles mockingly at the older, showing no regret in what he’s done.
Jongdae feels like he’s going to rip his hair out and stomps his feet again, obviously frustrated at his boyfriend's behavior. “I want to break up!” he cries out as he stomps off to their shared room.
04.
If there’s one thing Jongin doesn’t like, it's when the members touch him without his permission, and especially in public.
Of course his dumbass of a boyfriend likes to use this weakness of his to piss him off. They're at Incheon airport ready to fly off to Moscow, and later on to Kazan airport. Everyone is nervous to go to a new country and meet new fans.
However, Jongin is mostly nervous because not only has he gone blonde for the first time, but they also decided to shave half his head. This new hairstyle makes him feel a bit uncomfortable.
He’s seated beside Jongdae in the car, constantly checking his hair. The younger feels Jongdae's hand on his thigh, pressing lightly; it’s a common gesture between the two and he turns to look at the boy. “You look good, don’t worry.” Jongin smiles fondly, thinking that anyone would look good beside Jongdae right now, dressed in his stupid orange beanie that could light up a country at night. He sighs, too tired to make a teasing comeback and sinks deeper into the car seat.
Keep cool, Kim Jongin, you’re a babe, he chants in his head as he falls asleep on Jongdaes shoulder.
05.
As they step out from the van, Jongin stops by the window. He's freaking out inside but tries not to show it on the outside. He tries to fix his hair, which is already in place.
“You look great” Jongdae says while turning back to him and standing behind him. He pats his butt several times knowing it frustrates Jongin to no end and then quickly hugs him from behind. “You look sexy.” He whispers into the younger’s ear and laughs loudly as he lets go.
If Jongin was nervous before, it’s all gone now, anger and annoyance filling his body instead and if there weren't hundreds of eyes watching them he'd have been glad to introduce his fist to Jongdae's face.
06.
It’s like any other day in the dorm: the members are gathered in the small kitchen to catch some kind of breakfast before they head out to go wherever they have to go.
Jongin and Jongdae are seated together at the far end of the table, both munching on a sandwich as they watch the others chat happily. Jongin like days like these, when they both are too exhausted to fight or annoy each other and they just enjoy each other’s company. He can feel Jongdaes hand on his thigh making small calming circles. The members know about their relationship, but they still choose not to show affection in front of the others. So the small gestures like this often makes Jongins heart skip a beat.
He glances at the older boy, who still listening to the others chatting about yesterday’s events, who still has his hand on Jongins knee and is now switching between drawing circles and poking at his thigh. Jongin places his hand on Jongdaes hand and presses lightly before he lets go and stands up, putting the dishes in the sink.
“Jongdae is doing my dishes today because he spilled coffee on my favorite t-shirt yesterday“ Jongin says and glares at the older boy, who chokes on his sandwich because he didn’t want anyone to know. “On purpose,” Jongin finishes before he exits the kitchen where the laughs are louder than ever that morning.
07.
Jongdae is frustrated and it isn’t helping that Jongin is laughing at him. Jongin had pulled the lamest joke ever by putting sticky tape on the faucet, which ended up with Jongdae's entire outfit drenched.
“That’s a fucking lame one” he sneered as Jongin laughed at his miserable appearance. “I couldn’t help it hyung” the younger says as he’s almost collapsing with laughter. “Your face-“
“Shut. Up.” Jongdae sneers and stomps off, as always.
What Jongin doesn't expect is Jongdae taking the car keys from Joonmyun and jumping into the driver’s seat, turning on the engine. Everyone’s staring at Jongdae, who looks extremely unhappy with his wet hair and outfit.
“Jongdae, get out of that car right now, you don’t have a drivers license!” Joonmyun screams in horror as Jongdae drives away slowly, obviously afraid of hitting something. He’s driving so slowly that even Joonmyun, who has extremely short legs, can keep up with him.
The stubborn boy turns the volume of the radio to full, Pink’s So What playing, and he points his finger at Joonmyun as he turns the car to pull out from the parking lot. But as mentioned earlier, Jongdae doesn’t have a driver’s license, which ends up with him getting an engine failure in the middle of the parking lot.
You could clearly hear Jongdaes whine from the other side of the parking lot, seeing the boy hitting his head repeatedly on the steer wheel.
If Jongin wasn’t laughing at Jongdae for being stubborn and miserable earlier, he certainly is now.
08.
They might have been fighting every day for three months now but it doesn’t mean they didn't take a break or two to just make out in the janitors room at music shows before going on air, or a quick blowjob in the shower before they have to leave for the day. This is how they are; Jongin can’t deny that fighting with Jongdae turns him on in the weirdest way ever, because Jongdae is the cutest when he’s flustered.
Jongin is sitting on Jongdaes bed staring at his boyfriend getting ready for bed. He lies down in Jongdaes bed, feeling warm from the smell of Kim Jongdae surrounding him. He lets out a low giggling noise as he buries his head into the pillow that reminds him of one of so many reasons why he loves Jongdae.
“Why are you giggling” his boyfriend whispers as he lies down on the bed beside Jongin. Instead of replying the question with an answer he’ll just get teased about in the end, he pulls Jongdae close to him and crashes their lips together. It’s slow and full of feelings, Jongins hand tangling into Jongdaes now golden locks.
They break apart and they know that no words are needed to express their love for each other. Because in just this second, they both know that they are happy just how they are right now. In love.
And teasing. Of course.
A/N: This is something I and Kristina came up with while texting yesterday.
I have no idea how but thank you for the inspiration pumpkin! ♡
and thanks to my lovely baby Ramya who beta-ed for me, i love you ♡
A/N2: 04 and 05 are inspired by this fancam ◕‿◕
:: twitter x tumblr ::