With Apologies to Jonathan Coulton
[Necrofear has created a thing, which she is now leading proudly down a hallway. Most of the thing is a horse, but from the neck up it becomes something akin to a bouquet of monkeys.
Anyone with the presence of mind to count the pieces might notice that she settled on twelve arms, three heads, and five prehensile tails. Some effort has been put into making the monkey-cluster at least vaguely resemble the shape of a horse's head, if one is willing to interpret the limbs in that region as some sort of mane. To demonstrate its intended functionality, she has given half the arms picnic baskets to hold, and two hands are holding up a banner proclaiming "FOR MY BELOVED GOD-KING <3" in cheery purple ink, which nicely complements the glittery purple polish on the thing's hooves.
The laws of nature are crying quietly in a corner somewhere.]
Anyone with the presence of mind to count the pieces might notice that she settled on twelve arms, three heads, and five prehensile tails. Some effort has been put into making the monkey-cluster at least vaguely resemble the shape of a horse's head, if one is willing to interpret the limbs in that region as some sort of mane. To demonstrate its intended functionality, she has given half the arms picnic baskets to hold, and two hands are holding up a banner proclaiming "FOR MY BELOVED GOD-KING <3" in cheery purple ink, which nicely complements the glittery purple polish on the thing's hooves.
The laws of nature are crying quietly in a corner somewhere.]