You May Begin Blushing and Stammering Your Invitations Now
[Mimeographed announcements have been tacked up in high-traffic areas, decorated with pink and red glitter and little heart stickers. The overall effect might be improved by fancy calligraphy rather than Necrofear's usual typewriter output, but she is not a creature possessed of pretty handwriting.]
ATTN: EVERYONE
RE: VALENTINE'S DAY GALA
Valentine's Day approaches, and how better to celebrate its advent than with a delightful romantic gala in our woefully underused ballroom?1
Darling decorations, delectable delicacies, and divine dancing opportunities will be available to all attendees. The alternative is to spend the 14th of February brooding alone, so everyone who isn't a complete social maladroit will of course desire to attend. And how might one be permitted entry to this glorious event, you ask?
No fees will be charged, but as this is a Valentine's Day event and not a convention for awkward wallflowers, entry will be granted ONLY to those attendees who arrive with a date. If you lack a person in your life who might qualify for this role, you've just over three weeks to find one. Don't dawdle, now.
Fancy dress is also required, either in the sense of black tie or in the sense of appropriately thematic costumes. Gifts for the fancy and fabulous Lady Dark Necrofear also never go amiss.
1This question is rhetorical, slower-witted citizens, so do read on without answering it aloud.
ATTN: EVERYONE
RE: VALENTINE'S DAY GALA
Valentine's Day approaches, and how better to celebrate its advent than with a delightful romantic gala in our woefully underused ballroom?1
Darling decorations, delectable delicacies, and divine dancing opportunities will be available to all attendees. The alternative is to spend the 14th of February brooding alone, so everyone who isn't a complete social maladroit will of course desire to attend. And how might one be permitted entry to this glorious event, you ask?
No fees will be charged, but as this is a Valentine's Day event and not a convention for awkward wallflowers, entry will be granted ONLY to those attendees who arrive with a date. If you lack a person in your life who might qualify for this role, you've just over three weeks to find one. Don't dawdle, now.
Fancy dress is also required, either in the sense of black tie or in the sense of appropriately thematic costumes. Gifts for the fancy and fabulous Lady Dark Necrofear also never go amiss.
1This question is rhetorical, slower-witted citizens, so do read on without answering it aloud.