This is partly in honor of Geoff and Amanda's wedding the other week; and partly because I've been wanting to share these awesome soundbites for a while.
Back in the day...
Geoff
"God is uncomfortable when we touch him like this."
"Life's a piece of cake. I've got it down!"
"That's the kind of grass-roots fight-for-justice that loses you friends."
"Jesus isn't gathering people. Jesus gave up."
"I pretend I'm luggage and sit in the back... and play... I'm like a Sherpa."
Me: "Oh, Geoff! Did your parents like being here?"
Geoff (right away): "They liked everything about it, except for meeting you."
"This design is fun..."
Me: "'Fun?'"
"I didn't say it was good...sometimes fun is not good. Like sin: it's fun, but not good."
"I don't know where the dolphins are, but they're crying."
whispers (about Hannah): "Slave driver."
To Kristi: "Have a good two weeks."
To me: "Goodbye forever."
Brandy
"That said; I do have an illegal Russian source."
"Well, there you go team, lesson for when I'm gone: don't remove the dead guy right away."
Newer times...
John
On the lessons learned from comments about slideshows: "God doesn't love busty women."
Me: "...it's on the datafile: departments, GodSearch..."
John: "That's fine."
Me: "...programs..."
John: "That's fine."
Me: "...misc..."
John: "That's fine."
KEB & me: *laugh*
I will update this post, if I hear any new awesome ones. :)