I've been thinking lately that love and relationships and all that stuff has everything to do with perfect timing and good time management skill.  And very little to do with love.  Am I the only one that feels this way?

Falling in love is easy.  It's recognizing it and realizing it's importance, it's significance,  is what makes this whole thing so ( Read more... )

Ok, so here's a good metaphor for my life inside Einsteins:

It's a basketball team with only five players and the starting point guard isn't playing because of academic probation or whatever.  The only person we could find to cover that spot is the team mascot with a touch of the down.

I think I stole that from a comedy sketch or maybe a movie.  ( Read more... )

I kow i've said this before, but the new GM at Einsteins is a real cunt.  Not only is she a buttface, but the store would be better off if someone threw a gernade in it (empty, ofcourse) then to leave it under her management.  Things have been awful, but it's just getting worse ( Read more... )

You might be a redneck if..

I like the doorbell.

Don't cry to me ( Read more... )

Girls may be crazy, but boys are stupid.

This I can live with.

BUT WHAT THE HELL WAS I THINKING!?

oh, on a totally separate thought, the new GM at Einsteins is a cunt and a moron. This new raise isn't even worth it. I hope you choke on a bagel.

First day of classes is going pretty smooth. One of my classes was five minutes long. I don't think the teacher even introduced himself. I think the worst part of it was the drive up here because I kept on freaking out over how bad this day was going to be. I did take some precautionary measures and bought some (MAXIMUM strength) Pepto Bismol ( Read more... )

I'm going to keep my thoughts to myself.

The best things in life are free, but life's little joys come in a box for ¥1150 (about 11 bucks ( Read more... )

Classes start tommorow. Worried + Anxious + Dread = Me ( Read more... )