an original short story... about Cock, Pussy, and Ass.

[yinake]

Background:transient_words  said:  I need to stop reading "half-hardened cock" as "half-heartened" cock. The latter = gives me weird imagery."

My answer:

The Tale of Cock, Pussy, and Ass
Cock was rejected by his one true love, Pussy.

He went to a bar to get drunk, sitting there, nursing a vodka.

He was so sad and half-heartened he was drooping. It was a sad sight.

Comments

[transient_words]

I admit this is one of the funniest things I read this week XD

And I've got a new OTP.

[neocloud9]

BEAUTIFUL.

[crescent_moony]

*applaudes*

Another masterpiece.

[unsugared]

*ROFL* *dies*

THIS IS MADE OF AWESOME.

[slashy_lady]

...but then, how can you explain assbabies??