It's not about eggs. It's about rabbits. Fertilization. Rabbits don't lay eggs. It's a fucking Pagan holiday mother fuckers. Spring, springtime. You better fucking figure it out. It's about rabbits, rabbits dry humping your leg. It's not about eggs. Rabbits don't lay eggs. People lay eggs.
What you are about to read is true. Any coincidence or similarity between people & events that occur here, and those that happen in real life are probably not coincidence.