Comments | yiskah: Shortest day of the year!

yiskah

Shortest day of the year!

Dec 21, 2011 10:22

And for many of you, it's your last day of work! So how about some ANONYMOUS COMMENTS to liven things up?

GO GO GO!

ETA: Boo, does no one want to play? Will it just be me and the Japanese spammer? WHERE'S YOUR CHRISTMAS SPIRIT PEOPLE.

Comments 114

anonymous December 21 2011, 10:45:17 UTC

i LOVE the way the anon icon has a bag head!

yiskah December 21 2011, 10:47:42 UTC

Its little eyes look a bit sad though, don't they?

anonymous December 21 2011, 10:48:51 UTC

COLD and DEAD.

yiskah December 21 2011, 10:50:11 UTC

SINISTER.

anonymous December 21 2011, 10:47:53 UTC

I haven't had sex in AGES. Wah. Can't help but feel that a good length up me would help me to cheer the fuck up and chill the fuck out.

yiskah December 21 2011, 10:53:45 UTC

I sympathise! Is there anyone you can inveigle into a casual, no-strings shag?

anonymous December 21 2011, 11:00:06 UTC

Possibly, but I fear I've built it all up so much I'm too nervous/self conscious to actually DO IT with anyone. Sex is like cartwheels or something; the less I do it the less I feel able to do it and the more out of practice I get. Maybe it's just a natural part of BECOMING OLDER.

anonymous December 21 2011, 11:30:57 UTC

Get back on the horse! The more you DO IT the better it gets!

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anonymous December 21 2011, 11:12:42 UTC

I haven't had sex in ages, either, and a vibrator really isn't enough. Oh yeah, while we (well, me) are on the subject of vibrators what are the best vibrators? I don't like rabbits but I don't know if that's because my anatomy is weird because the rabbit bit never fits where it's supposed to and it's all just a bit disappointing.

And now I shall go and wear a bag on my head, just like the Anon pic.

anonymous December 21 2011, 11:34:36 UTC

I would also be interested in vibrator recs. I haven't used one in ages as for clitoral stimulation I manage quite fine on my own, thank you very much, but I would like to see if I can have a g-spot orgasm. What vibrators stimulate the g-spot?

anonymous December 21 2011, 11:53:16 UTC

(Shh, but basically you need a dildo with a bend in it. I was sceptical when I got one but MY GOODNESS)

anonymous December 21 2011, 12:04:07 UTC

Gosh. Crikey.

Thread 9

anonymous December 21 2011, 11:14:26 UTC

I genuinely have nothing new or exciting to share anonymously. Well, I do, but people will guess soon enough anyway. And no, not pregnant.

yiskah December 21 2011, 14:32:35 UTC

Ooh, but can we have a sneak anonymous preview??

anonymous December 21 2011, 11:16:49 UTC

I haven't had sex in AGES, either, and a vibrator just isn't enough. On the subject of vibrators, what are the best ones? I've had a rabbit for a couple of years but the rabbit bit doesn't fit where it's supposed to, maybe because my anatomy is weird or something?

I shall now put a bag on my head, just like the Anon pic.