Prompt Post - Part Four [CLOSED TO NEW PROMPTS]

[yj_anon]

THIS PART IS NOW CLOSED. YOU CAN CONTINUE POSTING FILLS, BUT PLEASE PROMPT ALL NEW THINGS HERE.

Part one here!

Part two here!

Part three here!

Feel free to reprompt posts from parts one, two, three in part four once. If you do so, I'd recommend leaving a link to your fill on the original prompt, in case somebody is tracking the first thread.
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[anonymous]

Superman and Bruce Wayne have made the front page of all the tabloids, caught in a compromising position.

Artemis cracks jokes about it, expecting Wally and Robin to smirk and laugh as well, Superboy to be angry since Superman was mentioned, and M'Gann not to entirely get it.

Both Wally and Robin stare at the tabloid, Wally caught between horror and giggles, Robin just BSODing.

Anon can build off this as much as Anon likes. <3

[anonymous]

seconded!

[littledelusion]

LOL

Breaking News of the Century [1/?]

[anonymous]

Anon can't say she's a very good writer, so I hope OP would forgive me for veering a bit off your amazing prompt. And of course, it'd be awesome if someone who could write would fill this :) But until then, I hope you enjoy...somewhat at least? >_<;;It’s been over a week since their last assignment, since Artemis had even seen the entire team together in one place. Not that the six of them really had a reason to gather outside of mission assignments and teamwork building exercise, Artemis mused as she walked through the empty halls of Mount Justice. Sure, they’ve gotten close in the months of working as a team, but when it came to downtimes, everyone had their own preferences

Breaking News of the Century [2/?]

[anonymous]

Artemis strolled through the door, flicked on the lights, and couldn’t really help but stare, despite having been here multiple times in the past. Impressive didn’t even begin, not after Robin spent weeks upgrading and personalizing it into something even Bill Gates would be envious of.

Artemis had a hunch that Robin’s secret identity was no doubt that of a rich heir to some old Gotham family. And that Batman was loaded. Probably both. It would make sense, with all the fancy gadgets they used. But despite being surrounded by the so-called Gotham elites day after day (she still felt ridiculously out of place at school), she had yet to find anyone who reminded her of Gotham’s Boy Wonder.

That kid was either a really good actor, or he was home schooled.

So, this gaming business. Artemis flipped through the numerous discs that had accumulated since the team moved in, looking for the one she recalled Robin and Kid Lame teaching Superboy to play.

Mmm, now that boy was a work of art. Having Superman’s genes definitely helped, not to

Breaking News of the Century [3/?]

[anonymous]

Apparently, he had recently received a public death threat at a charity event. It was a huge deal, and rumors spread like wildfire on who issued it and what Wayne planned to do to protect himself. Some of her classmates had been first-hand witnesses to the event, and she swears she’s heard over thirty different eye witness accounts, each more exaggerated than the last.

But when rumors of the Justice League being called in started, followed closely by debates of Superman vs. Batman, Artemis had just about more than she could take. Some rich, spoiled playboy’s woes don’t hold a candle to all the evil super-villains the League has to deal with on a daily basis. As if any of the founding members of the League would come for this. Besides, it was hardly the first time someone attempted to take Bruce Wayne’s life.

Don’t get her wrong, the man was fine to look at, stylish suits accentuating a well maintained figure. Add in the rich inheritance, and it was no wonder women were throwing themselves at him. But Artemis hardly had a good

Breaking News of the Century [4/?]

[anonymous]

It was hot.

Not that Artemis really cared for the exact nature of Bruce Wayne and the Man of Steel’s relationship, but two good looking men were, regardless of circumstances, two good looking men.

But wow, and to echo the first reporter, who would have thought?

Artemis bit back a laugh, as she turned the situation over in her head. Various questions raced across her mind, like why Superman was in Gotham, and how Batman reacted to another hero trespassing on his territory, and where in the world Superboy was when it all happened. What the others (her teammates, the League, their enemies) thought of this.

On the bright side, this was one assassination attempt foiled. The not so bright side, her classmates would be talking about this turn of events for the weeks to come if she was lucky, months if she wasn’t.

Then again, this was Superman they were talking about, someone widely deemed to be above the carnal desires of mortal men. Pure, godly, and out of reach.

But apparently not that out of reach, if that blush was any indication.

Re: Breaking News of the Century [4/?]

[anonymous]

This is WHOLLY DELIGHTFUL. I am really enjoying it quite a bit! I really love Artemis's POV, there is a subtlety to it that I like quite a bit. Cannot wait to see where you take this!

Re: Breaking News of the Century [4/?]

[fishiemishie]

::cheers:: This was hilarious, and love that it was from Artemis's POV--someone halfway in the loop, knowing enough to be close to the issue, but not enough to untangle it.

"So red-head-who-didn’t-like-her #1 was with red-head-who-didn’t-like-her #2, helping the red-clad superhero of Central City on the other side of the equator."
Your Artemis voice is wonderfully snarky and pragmatic.

"Must be nice."
I like this, because Superboy gets a lot of sympathy for Superman not paying attention to him, but Artemis is stuck in a weird zone too, since there's not much canon info for her real relationship with GA.

Also, Clark/Bruce is kind of my OTP, so Artemis's approval based on aesthetics made me happy...and her questioning Superman's tastes made me laugh, because no one that knows Superman would ever pair him with Brucie. I know it's been a while since your last update, but if you ever do update this, I would really love to read it!

Re: Breaking News of the Century [4/?]

[fishiemishie]

*"...Artemis's approval (albeit based on aesthetics) made me happy..."

Was checking to see if this post had been updated (alas, no), and noticed a glaringly bad error on my part.