Prompt Post - Part Four [CLOSED TO NEW PROMPTS]

[yj_anon]

THIS PART IS NOW CLOSED. YOU CAN CONTINUE POSTING FILLS, BUT PLEASE PROMPT ALL NEW THINGS HERE.

Part one here!

Part two here!

Part three here!

Feel free to reprompt posts from parts one, two, three in part four once. If you do so, I'd recommend leaving a link to your fill on the original prompt, in case somebody is tracking the first thread.
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"STOP TRYING TO ASSASSINATE MY BABY"

[anonymous]

You know how people used to have to carry around a flower sack and pretend it was a baby for a grade?
My school has egg babies.
Basically, you make a blown egg, decorate it (There was a Batman one and a penguin one, both of which were ridiculously popular because they were AWESOME), and attempt to carry it around school for a week without breaking it.

The problem? Everyone in school is out to kill your baby. Including the teachers.

There were stories about babies being smashed by textbooks, getting knocked off desks by our resident crazy psychology teacher, being stolen and used for catch, being dropped, being crushed by parents (because they thought it would be funny I think), and one kid who managed to make his egg explode.

Your prompt: Pick a YJ member that goes to school (aka Robin, Artemis, or KF) and give them this project.

Bonus if at the end (when we are required to smash our baby and toss it out) said YJ member really doesn't want to.

Re: "STOP TRYING TO ASSASSINATE MY BABY"

[hearttooread]

lol I can see Wally doing this....

Batman Smells

[anonymous]

I already tried to post this so sorry if it shows up twice :X

Re: Batman Smells 2/4

[anonymous]

Surveillance missions were never Kid Flash's strong suit, and if Robin had known when he was eleven years old that becoming Wally's best friend would mean defaulting to his surveillance partner, well

Re: Batman Smells 2/4

[seito_sokusha]

Actually, even as an eleven year old Robin was smitten. "Curse you redheads," he growled.

XDDDDDDDD *rolling in more laughter* XDDDDDD

Batman Smells 3/4

[anonymous]

"Ohhhh, Pudd'n! I always wanted a baby," Harley Quinn squealed, cuddling their newest victim.

"Yes, Harley, and soon little Joker Jr. will have plenty of friends to play with, once we release our mind control serum into Gotham's water supply," Joker sniggered.

"Hurry, Mr. J.! we don't want Jo Jo becoming a... a... maladjust!" Harley said, bursting into tears.

"Oh, Harley, don't worry. After all, how could he be crazy with parents like us," Joker said, pulling Harley and Joker Jr. into a tight embrace.

Suddenly, Young Justice burst into the room.

"Unhand the egg," growled Robin.

Clutching the egg with it's painted on smile close to her chest, Harley screamed, "our baby! They're here for our baby!"

Batman Smells 4/4

[anonymous]

After battling the Joker, the team decided to have a relaxing night and watch some movies

Re: Batman Smells 4/4

[lillithblack]

Oh this! This is insanely halarious!!! So funny! whahaha! *wipes tears from eyes*

OP

[anonymous]

XDDDDD
Oh my goodness fillernon, ilu.

Re: Batman Smells 4/4

[mozzarellaroses]

OUR BABY XD

Re: Batman Smells 3/4

[lillithblack]

THIS WHOLE THING JUST.....

Re: Batman Smells 2/4

[anonymous]

"if you ate Jason Todd I would not only destroy everything you hold dear but..." - Context is for the weak! This line made me laugh so much!

Re: Batman Smells

[anonymous]

Why did you name it Jason Todd?! No - Jason can't die again . . . . .
Ahhhhhhh! (also this is awesome)

Batman Smells

[anonymous]

"Wait... Robin, did you actually lay an egg

Re: Batman Smells

[seito_sokusha]

Bwuahahahaa *rolls in laughter*

Of course Robin would protect his egg. Bwuhahahahaha! *rolls*

damn you livejournal!! (aka, MOD)

[anonymous]

plz delete.