Prompt Post - Part Seven [CLOSED TO NEW PROMPTS]

[yj_anon]

THIS PART IS NOW CLOSED. YOU CAN CONTINUE POSTING FILLS, BUT PLEASE PROMPT ALL NEW THINGS HERE.

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Feel free to reprompt posts from parts one, two, three or four in part five once. If you do so, I'd recommend leaving a link to your fill on the original prompt, in

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Trollin'

[anonymous]

Robin hacks someones Facebook page.

Re: Trollin'

[anonymous]

Not OP, but...

Oliver Queen's. Please please please.

Re: Trollin'

[mercuryfan]

lol yes pleas

Re: Trollin'

[sabachan607]

Or maybe or as well as Clark Kent........Would Clark have facebook?

Re: Trollin'-OP

[anonymous]

Because of this comment, I have decided I want a 5 +1 fill.

Re: Trollin'-OP

[anonymous]

Oooh! Suggestions!

1. Oliver Queen
2. Clark Kent/Lois Lane
3. Lex Luthor
4. The President/The Queen
5. Bruce Wayne(obviously, he has a twitter)
aaaaaaaand +1. Dick Grayson (because where's the fun in having two separate identities if one can't troll the other?)

*mournfully* They're just suggestions, though. Because I don't have time to fill this, even though I adore the Dick Grayson idea. Someone else?

Re: Trollin'-OP

[anonymous]

Asked a friend what she thought of the list, and she figured the best way for him to troll Oliver would be to forge a booty call to Ollie from Dinah. I decided that was too minimal, and doesn't involve the internet, so after some discussion, we came up with:

Publicized (and possibly forged) Skype booty call between Oliver and Dinah over the Watchtower jumbo-screen.

Trollin' minifill

[anonymous]

Oliver Queen's facebook How come Bruce Wayne is better at everything than I am? I bet his ward never throws his hat on the floor.

- - -

Clark Kent's facebook Clark Kent is now friends with Martha Kent and Jonathan Kent.

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Clark Kent's facebook Thinking of getting contacts. Lois Lane, Jimmy Olsen, and 35 others like this.
-----Lois Lane Do it! Do it! I've been telling you for years, those glasses are hideous!
-----Martha Kent Clark, honey, are you feeling ok?

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Clark Kent's facebook Clark Kent is now friends with Lex Luthor.

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Lex Luthor's facebook The real reason I hate Superman is he made me bald.

Lex Luthor's facebook The real reason I hate Superman is his daddy loved him more than my daddy loved me.

Lex Luthor's facebook The real reason I hate Superman is he makes me look fat.

Lex Luthor's facebook The real reason I hate Superman is his tight uniform makes me question my sexuality.

Lex Luthor's facebook The real reason I hate Superman is he blew up my planet, Lexor, which I swear exists and is not the

Re: Trollin' minifill

[anonymous]

Brb, dying of laughter.
Ok, that fill was pure genius. I love every single part of it, especially the first one with Oliver and getting Superman to friend his parents.

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[fishiemishie]

Haha, this was excellent! I love that Ollie was his first victim--this would be even better if it turns out Ollie thinks his secret identity is super-protected and oh noes this means someone has figured it out.

CLARK. Making him *friend his parents* (because at least he can defriend Lex without getting a dressing down) and then announce to his whole network he's thinking of *contacts*. <3 Lois in particular. I think that was one was my favorite--it absolutely cracked me up.

I also loved the deluge of Lex updates. In my mind, I see Robin waiting each time for LexCorp to assure the public that security protocols have been updated so that hacks never happen again and their personal connection to dear philanthropist Lex has been restored...only for it to happen again.

Great job, Anon!

Re: Trollin' minifill

[anonymous]

Oh my god someone used my suggestions! Yay! This is so freakin' hilarious!

Lex Luthor's final Facebook cracked me up. As did Ollie's 'hat' comment. And making Clark 'friends with' his parents! *laughing too hard to talk*

Great that you took the time to make the format like Facebook too.

Re: Trollin' minifill

[doyou123]

afsadgkl;

lex. LEX... that is all.
and I would also like to say that this was wonderful.

Late OP

[anonymous]

"which I swear exists and is not the product of my sad imagination."

......
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This fill is a WIN. But you forgot about Conner....

Still, I love it. :D

Re: Late OP

[anonymous]

In which way did I forget about Conner?

Re: Late OP

[anonymous]

'Clark Kent': is now friends with 'Conner Kent'

But it's okay, because Robin is the one that made Conner's Facebook in the first place, so he wouldn't get the joy of posting random things on Clark's wall anyway~

CLAIMER

[anonymous]

Chill the fuck out. I got this.

It will be a 5+1.