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Prompt Post - Part Nine [CLOSED TO NEW PROMPTS]

Dec 17, 2011 15:54

THIS PART IS NOW CLOSED. YOU CAN CONTINUE POSTING FILLS, BUT PLEASE PROMPT ALL NEW THINGS HERE.

Part one here!

Part two here!

Part three here!

Part four here!

Part five here!

Part six here!

Part seven here!

Part eight here!

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REPOST anonymous January 7 2012, 22:42:03 UTC

Prompt: The mentors get gender-swapped, YJ deals with the weirdness and drama.
Bonus: The human members of the team don't get why it even matters for J'onn, and M'gann is uncomfortable explaining and doesn't want to go into detail.
Double bonus: Supermanwoman barely seems to notice. Try going through puberty as the only member of an alien species you know nothing about. Nothing my body does can faze me anymore.

Link: http://yj-anon-meme.livejournal.com/4423.html?thread=9805127#t9805127

fill: i built this body to relax in, try to bring me down; i'm a get the last laugh in (1/6) devansatu January 8 2012, 01:11:37 UTC

i. The FlashIt’s not that often that anyone besides the Rouges ever operated in Central City, but this new villain, SixtyThree, had been going around wreaking havoc. He’d gotten to City Hall and was holding the mayor hostage; demanding to see the Flash. Wally pressed himself against the wall, it was nice working with Uncle Barry after so long with the team. The more he worked with them there was less time to patrol with his idol ( ... )

fill: i built this body to relax in, try to bring me down; i'm a get the last laugh in (2/6) devansatu January 8 2012, 01:13:16 UTC

ii.Green ArrowArtemis walked into the mission room and saw what looks like a female version of Ollie, she hasn’t been a superhero long, but she knows the common traps and circumstances. And she wants to get the hell out of there before Ollie decided that they needed “family bonding time” or something stupid like that, but Robin saw her leave, which is ultimately how her plan to hide out in Zatanna’s new room failed ( ... )

fill: i built this body to relax in, try to bring me down; i'm a get the last laugh in (3/6) devansatu January 8 2012, 01:14:41 UTC

iii. Aquaman“My King,” Kaldur started. “Or should I address you as my Queen ( ... )

fill: i built this body to relax in, try to bring me down; i'm a get the last laugh in (4/6) devansatu January 8 2012, 01:17:05 UTC

iv. Superman

Superboy watched in horror as the bright purple light engulfed Superman. He wasn’t on the best of terms with the Man of Steel (he’d only barely tolerated Conner’s presence in his city, these past couple of weeks), but he didn’t like the look on Luthor’s face as the purple beam flew toward a Man of Steel too occupied with fighting off an army of robots to block.

He was torn between attacking Luthor and protecting the currently down Superman to make any action, but that split second was long enough for Superman to recover. He was up and fighting again.

Conner returned to moving civilians out of the way of the attack (“Yes, Miss Lane, civilians does include you.”), keeping his ears open should Superman face any troubles.

It’s when he sees the figure fighting Luthor that he knows something wrong, because the person who was fighting Luthor was not Superman ( ... )

fill: i built this body to relax in, try to bring me down; i'm a get the last laugh in (5/7) devansatu January 8 2012, 01:18:19 UTC

v. Martian Manhunter

M’Gann blushed as Wally spoke. “I don’t understand. Can’t he just shape-shift back into a guy?”

“Um… It doesn’t exactly work like that.”

“Why not?” It was Robin this time, and she was definitely not going to explain it to him. Batman would kill her.

“It just doesn’t. Males and females are different… Very… Different.” M’Gann trailed off, uncomfortable.

“…M’Gann, are you okay?” Kaldur asked.

“Yeah. It’s just… It does matter… Really. It does. A lot.”

fill: i built this body to relax in, try to bring me down; i'm a get the last laugh in (6/7) devansatu January 8 2012, 01:19:24 UTC

vi. Batman

“How do we know that you’re really Batman?” Robin elbowed him in the ribs, and he winced.

The woman in the costume looked at them, and even though most of her face was covered by her cowl, the team could see that she was not amused.

“I mean, you could be some sort of intruder…” Wally trailed off as the woman, Batwoman, narrowed her eyes.

“Team, report; Kid Flash, shut up.” Wally shut his mouth. Yup, definitely Batman.

fill: i built this body to relax in, try to bring me down; i'm a get the last laugh in (7/7) devansatu January 8 2012, 01:21:12 UTC

vii.Green Arrow (redux)

“Hello, handsome.”

Roy looked blankly at the woman in front of him. He had answered the door in his boxers, a damp towel hanging from his shoulders. “What, Ollie?”

The woman pouted. “Aren’t you going to invite me in? That’s really rude, Roy. Aren’t you even the slightest bit interested in finding out how I became a woman?”

Roy blinked once.

Roy blinked twice.

“No. Go the fuck away, Ollie.” He slammed the door in the blonde woman’s face and went to the bathroom to brush his teeth; he had work in an hour. He didn’t have time for Ollie’s bullshit.

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it's finished, sorry that the last few parts were so short, my inpsiration was wearing a little thin.

Re: fill: i built this body to relax in, try to bring me down; i'm a get the last laugh in (7/7) narnia_in_space January 8 2012, 02:11:24 UTC

These made me chuckle - I especially liked Artemis's and M'gann's. How does Martian physiology work, anyway...?

Re: fill: i built this body to relax in, try to bring me down; i'm a get the last laugh in (7/7) devansatu January 8 2012, 02:25:03 UTC

mysteriously, i didn't even really flesh that out because i knew i wasn't going to write about it anyway. i do have an extensive headcanon about Martian biology that you can hear if you want to.

Re: fill: i built this body to relax in, try to bring me down; i'm a get the last laugh in (7/7) anonymous January 24 2012, 20:02:46 UTC

I want to hear. I love coming up with extensive explanations for things like that. :)

Re: fill: i built this body to relax in, try to bring me down; i'm a get the last laugh in (7/7) anonymous January 8 2012, 07:04:31 UTC

I almost died laughing. Seriously, this was beautiful.

Re: fill: i built this body to relax in, try to bring me down; i'm a get the last laugh in (7/7) anonymous January 10 2012, 23:54:24 UTC

Hilarious. Just. Hilarious.

My favorite was Kaldur and Aquaman. I can practically hear Kaldur asking Aquaman if he should call him 'King' or 'Queen' now, then sputtering out the "What?"

M'gann and Martian Manhunter were great too. Really, great way to start the day.

Re: fill: i built this body to relax in, try to bring me down; i'm a get the last laugh in (7/7) anonymous March 19 2012, 17:45:40 UTC

Out of the reviews so far I'm amazed that no one mentioned the Roy and Ollie scene! It's GREAT!

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