the french you meet on 411 are always a bad idea. in the comfort of your own home, with contraband amstel light and matthew good crooning to you on itunes, it may not seem so awful. but soon you're going to put on that pair of semi-clean skivvies that you wore out last thursday and you're gonna point your toyota due east.
lets just say that the promises of centimetres galore you were promised will not measure up. and your night will end with an awful taste in your mouth (literally and figuratively). you will labeled an elitist just because you're anglophone, a bourgeois for paying more than $260 a month for rent, and a philistine for not being familiar with les cowboys fringants. next time think twice.
btw, are you still coming to new york this thursday?
Alex! I knew it. Whatevs. Gay411 is my new best friend....even if the last boy i met raped me in my sleep! LOL. In any case, it got me out of my chem midterm (by crying rape to Mental Health Services!)....so all in all, I think i came out ahead!
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lets just say that the promises of centimetres galore you were promised will not measure up. and your night will end with an awful taste in your mouth (literally and figuratively). you will labeled an elitist just because you're anglophone, a bourgeois for paying more than $260 a month for rent, and a philistine for not being familiar with les cowboys fringants.
next time think twice.
btw, are you still coming to new york this thursday?
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