Your Inner European is Dutch!


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i feel the write to mangle the lyrics to the music man. it is a faggoty musical no?

i just felt like giving all y'alls a taste of muncie headlines, because i remembered they existed a couple minutes ago:

i. dog fighting on (insert eerie sound effect) numbered streets -- "Police have taken an aggressive position this spring against the ( Read more... )

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Lang zal hij/zij leven, lang zal hij/zij leven,
lang zal hij/zij leven in de gloria, in de gloria,
in de gloria.
Hieper de piep hoera, hieper de piep
hoera, hieper de piep hoera!

Gelukkige verjaardag, fag!

it's 6:20 lame time, and 5:20 time i like: alex just left, but not without first delivering the terrible "spring forward" (to turning in my psyt paper even later) news. i picked him up at tim's around 1:45 in the a.m. we watched trick to feel the mid-90s gay and had lafleur to feel quebecois and indigestion. i love when bacon cheeseburger with ( Read more... )

you know i'm not this much of a douche, but alex planted the idea, and now i think i might almost believe in astrology (or at least in the possibility of highly improbable occurences). don't worry i haven't started ordering pamphlets about intelligent design or substituted CE for the oh-so-passé AD. but fuck it's frighteningly correct on almost all ( Read more... )

1. you know how on seinfeld, jerry and elaine try the "arrangement" and it fails. i can't remember why it does, but it would work with gays ( Read more... )

now if i could only think of a believable excuse for needing my dad to send me my old wrestling singlets.


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