listening to DJ Dan's Beat for Freaks. Memories, man, lovely. I'm realizing that when one reminicses on fond memories, sometimes one finds him/herself wanting to be there again. Or, wanting more. More what? More everything. More fond memories exactly like the one that had. The problem is that can't recreate a memory without giving birth to a ( Read more... )

so, in the vortex of life as they say. Trying to find a used laptop, preferrably one that is pimped out from the waist down and coates their genitalia with layer upon layer of "Le Poo Foo" perfume. Hrmmmmm, just had quick daydream about a career change. Maybe I should get in the perfume business. Besides, I hate perfume. I suppose I could ( Read more... )

Haven't checked my journal since the 1st. I love/miss/circumduct/ovulate Heather and Adam. Sometimes it's just nice to sit back in my chair and be thankful there are others just as twisted as myself. Well, their almost as sick. They take their medicine and I don't.

~tony the tantilizing tenticle throat thruster

oye, trying to stay up today. Larthegic feelings over take me.

~t

If you don't want to hear the voices in my head, please just read the paragraph at the bottom and help a brotha out, it's for a good cause ( Read more... )

Sometimes I wonder if I can run the entire office myself. It's a fairly easy system. Most office places seem easy to run. All you gotta do to is show up, make some calls, check your e-mail, and tell people to do stuff. I wanna get paid big money just for telling people to do stuff. I wanna walk in my office, look at my beautifully hard working ( Read more... )

Wanna know what's pathetic? How much I hate computers and how many times I check my hotmail account while at work. It's pathetic.

~teht

I know 3 different households that were watching "Bring It On" last night.

"I got the neo-hippy blues"-C.U.N.Tortoise

~sorrowful stumbaugh stimulates stagnation

"and you know this, MAN!"-Chris Tucker


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