i hate work i love party

"dear mr. toilet, i'm the shit"

no fam for easter maaaaaan. totally shitty. the ups guy wouldnt even ship me my package from my moms.

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it is very weird thinking about not being excited. but seriously the only time i'm excited nowadays is when i'm at work. like for instance, today my best friend from 1st grade's MOM came into work and recognized me. i didn't even recognize her! i even got excited when a pr executive for the hourton rockets (wtf) came into my work. i asked him if he ( Read more... )

march goes in like a lion and out like a lamb suckassssss

heyyo i'm deweting my wivejouwnuwwwww

i rented this movie the other day called "the brother from another planet", the name sounds cheesy but i watched it tonight and it was actually really really good. everything in it made perfect sense. random dudes ( Read more... )

wow so last night a random homeless guy just punched me in the fucking stomach! BEST MOMENT OF MY LIFE!

ps: working at adidas rules hard cos i can get these 4 cheap!!

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