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[yo_soy_victory]

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[folk_hearts]

this always made me laugh so much, because everyone knows that birds don't actually like hot cheetos.

[bravemenrun]

super single?

[yo_soy_victory]

totally. with an extra bed for drunken friends to sleep in.
but basically i can have sex when i want to. haha.

[folk_hearts]

well, i accidentally stepped on your blow up doll's vag and it collapsed (both the vag and the doll, altogether). so, i'm sorry you've been celibate for these past few weeks. i'll get you a new one, if you want. your other one looked too much like james brown, anyway.

[yo_soy_victory]

hahaha you're amazing.