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[yo_yo_mercenary]

*Bridget can be found scurrying around his apartment, the apartment building, town, and the melon patches completely nude save for a pink towel that's covering him. Naturally, he's wearing it to cover his whole body--upper chest to mid-thigh--as a girl would rather than just waist-down like a guy typically would. His body is also dripping wet.*

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[elimines_light]

Taking... a bath... broke a melon?

[yo_yo_mercenary]

Yup! I got all naked and jumped into the bath with it and it EXPLODED as soon as it got wet! =D

It was kinda weird, though, since I was naked and my whole body was covered with sticky, delicious fruit stuff.

[elimines_light]

I... ah... I see.

[kittycatpillow]

Hmm~? Is that how you break them?

[yo_yo_mercenary]

I dunno. I don't think that's how they ALL break, since I know some people just smashed a bunch and someone broke one by doodling on it...

[kittycatpillow]

Hmm. Creative.

[a_normal_human]

*lost in fantasy, imagining Bridget, in a bath, with a melon*

--Oh. Wow, that's great, Bridget-san. :) I wonder how it *popped*...? Maybe this is the first of the strange occurrences on this island I was hearing about.

A lot of people are probably really jealous of you right now. People have been complaining about those things nonstop.

[yo_yo_mercenary]

Yeah, it was kinda weird, though. I was naked, so I got sticky melon juice all over me. It was tasty, though! X3

But, I've heard a bunch of other people who broke melons. I'm not the only one!

[a_normal_human]

Dear Mother:

I'm lost on an island, and do not intend to ever return. Know that I died a happy man.

*silly-looking grin* Y-yeah, that's right, isn't it? I heard someone just chopped one in half.

[rollofl]

You managed to break one of the melons? If you don't mind me asking...which melon was it, and how?

[yo_yo_mercenary]

Um...it was a green one from the patch in the dark forest in the south. It was dirty, so I decided to clean it in a bath and, when I put it in, it exploded!

[rollofl]

A green one? Hmm...I see.

Thank you.