What’s your middle name?
Wayne, after my dad. He loved John Wayne. He was a cowboy.
How big is your bed?
Queen-sized but I'd go king if I had the space.
What are you listening to right now?
Nothing. The rain outside, I guess.
What are the last 4 digits in your cellphone number?
8346
What was the last thing you ate?
Schechuan Beef. If I spelled it wrong, I don't care.
Last person you hugged?
Colby's kitty. If person, it'd be Tavia.
How is the weather right now?
Windy and rainy. Feels like home.
Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
Some stupid wench calling me at work to complain. I will kill these clients yet!
What is the first thing you notice in the opposite sex?
Smile. Sometimes the style of their hair. And what kind of a man would I be if I didn't admit to boobies and butts.
Favorite type of food.
Italian or steak.
Do you want children?
Pretty badly.
Do you drink?
It's one of my favourite things to do.
Ever get so drunk you don't remember the entire night?
Not the entire but I can think of twice where most was a blur.
Hair colour?
Dark brown. Blond highlights on occassion. Straight blond once and will be again.
Eye colour?
Blue.
Do you wear contacts/glasses?
Both. Usually glasses on a day to day, as I'm too lazy to put in contacts every morning. But, I go with contacts when going out or on a whim.
Favourite holiday?
Halloween, followed closely by Christmas.
Favourite Season?
Summer. I really love Autumn for camping but it's too short and it just lets me know the cold is coming and I hate the cold.
Have you ever cried over a girl/boy?
Never over a boy but several times over a girl. You know who you are, you vile, heartless...angels of the morning.
Last Movie you watched?
Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers.
What books are you reading?
I've started The Divinci Code, The Chronicles of Narnia, and Labrynth of Evil but haven't gone back. Not out of disinterest. Just lack of motivation.
Piercings?
Many but I rarely wear jewelry in any (except my eyebrow cause it closes too quickly)
Favourite Movie?
Both Kill Bills. Braveheart. The Count of Monte Cristo. The Godfather 1 & 2. And oh so many others that I'll take too long to list.
Favourite football Team?
Any not keeping from watching more important TV. I hate UK football but only because of the rediculous traffic it creates in Lexington.
What were you doing before filling this out?
Driving home from work.
Any pets?
No. I only want a Chihuahua or a Rottwieler. I'll not settle for anything else. My landlord won't let me have either.
Dogs or cats?
Dogs all the way. But I have no hate for cats.
Favourite Flower?
None. I'm too manly for flowers :)
Have you ever loved someone?
Once. Only once. Maybe twice but I never got a chance to prove it was real.
Who would you like to see right now?
Monica. Might as well be truthful.
Have you ever fired a gun?
As often as I can. I'm a crack shot.
Do you like to travel by plane?
I prefer to but I don't prefer to waste the money.
Right-handed or Left-handed?
Right. I'm not of the devil.
If you could go to any place right now where would you go?
Scotland. My poor gramps don't have much longer.
Are you missing someone?
Everyday.
Do you still watch cartoons on Saturday mornings?
Nope. I usually just game with the doods.
Are you hiding something from someone?
Always. I pride myself at being honest but that doesn't mean I have to be hurtful or rude.
Are you 18?
Plenty over and gald to be so.
What is the wallpaper on your cell phone?
Yoda looking at me longingly. He wishes he could be in this galaxy and be my friend.
Did you get enough sleep last night?
Nope. Rarely do and I go to sleep with well enough time to get enough. It just doesn't happen.
First thing you thought about this morning?
Necromancers are lame, I want a glazed donut, and who's John?
What do you have handy at your bedside?
Water, condoms, and my pistol. Oh yeah. I'm ready for it all.
Grilled or Fried?
I swing both ways baby! Sometimes, I'll go with both!
Are you afraid of the dark?
Nope. I prefer it, actually.
Favourite Hangout?
Mostly my house. I'm not anti-social, I just like my place. Other than that, I dig pubs. Any will do, just so long as they're mostly authentic.
Three things you can't live without?
Well, besides the standard "Food, water, and shelter", I'd say Colby, love, and beer.
Favourite Song?
Fuck you couch! FUCK YOUR COUCH! Hell, I dunno. I really like "Wherever I May Roam" by Metallica. I also enjoy "#41" by DMB and "Killing in the Name" by Rage.
What are you afraid of?
Failure. Being alone for the end.
Are you a giver or a taker?
Both. I like to think of myself as more of a giver but I don't mind taking cause I give plenty.
What are your nicknames?
Tay, Jodo, and stuff.
What is your dad's middle name?
Wayne. Pay attention!
What is your mother's middle name?
Marie.
Stuck on a desert island and could take one thing?
A fully loaded big gun that has a large magazine. The last bullet I'd save for me if things look hopeless.
Favourite TV commercial?
I agree with Colby on the sleeping pill commercials. I actually shut up to hear them.
Who's your Cell Phone provider?
Cingular.
First thing you'll save in a fire?
Colby. If he's not home, I'd go for my TV. If I couldn't carry it, I guess I'd go for one or both of my computers.
What’s your favourite colour?
Red. Sometimes blue. I like deep greens too.
What are the things you always take with you?
Keys, Wallet, Watch, Flash Drive, and Lip balm.
What did you want to be as a kid?
Rock Star until i realized that the reality of the corporate rock world...sucks. No, seriously, it was an archeologist but quickly became police officer and still kind of is.
What do you usually do when the clock turns 11:11?
In the AM, I am at work yelling at my stomach saying "Shut up, I'll feed you when it's time." In the PM, I am usually asleep during the week and socializing during the weekend.
What is the colour of your bedsheet?
Right now they're maroon cotton. As soon as I wash them, they'll be royal blue satin.
What do you think about before you go to bed?
How I need to stop floating by with what is acceptable and get off my ass and make my life everything I want it to be. Either that or blowjobs :)