Whiny roommates and football stars

[yodakitty]

This morning two of my roommates were complaining about having to pick me up
some food. I would be happy to do it, if they hadn't taken my license away after
that incident in Vegas. It's not like I make it hard, I eat the same thing
everyday.

Get this, if I choose to take a nap and not finish my breakfast. Then they

Comments

[aelora]

Hey, stinky! You left out the fact that the ONE food you will eat is only carried at ONE grocery store in the area - at twice the cost than anywhere else! So maybe we should just hook a little red wagon up to your finnicky butt and let YOU get your own food!

Ungrateful little turd...

[yodakitty]

Should I even dignify your insults with a response?

[yodakitty]

catnip for fun and cannabis for medicinal use ;)

[emrinalexander]

You are just devestatingly debonaire in the Halloween costume!

But don't spoke anything, it is bad for your lungs.

Would you like me to send you some Fancy Feast?

[yodakitty]

But don't spoke anything, it is bad for your lungs.

I have heard that, but I have also heard that too much sleep can be bad for your health. I can say, without a doubt, that is not true. Just slanderous lies about napping.