Glover posted this, but I'm gonna leave it because I'm really impressed by how good he's gotten at pretending to be me on the internet to slander my reputation:

my stupid roommate wrote that last entry. i'm currently sitting on the cusp of a new age that will hitherto be referred to as the BOUTON D'OC-ULUS!
ha! ;) some of you foodies might recognize ( Read more... )

I literally can't believe I made it to California, the train actually stopped on Gilman St. and a guy with a speech impediment started lecturing me about "Governor Nigger Shit" within 5 minutes of getting off. Wow, it's really Berkeley. Apparently it's freezing cold in August (60 degrees), but it makes up for it by being super hot in January (60 ( Read more... )

I hopped trains on Guilford Rail to Maine and worked on a farm with no electricity or running water for a week, and only 2 people to hang out with, all day every day. A circus came to perform, which made no sense, but Mason from Richmond was in it and said I could go with them. I stayed along through Bar Harbor and Portland crammed into the back of ( Read more... )

Seeing cult ritual a second time was the best decision I hvae made in my adult life ( Read more... )

People keep saying I'm watching football because the redskins are winning, but the fact is that they're winning because I'm watching ( Read more... )

Goddamn it feels amazing to be this excited about something. I can't wait to get back to Richmond; I can't wait for Best Friends Day. All I can see is possibility, new beginnings, and rekindling old joys and loves. I keep having dreams where I'm so happy I literally evaporate, then everyone else does too, and we're just a huge cloud of ( Read more... )

FATE!!!!

I'm in greenfield, MA and it's tight as hell!!!

A lady picked me up hitchiking, took me home, made me breakfast, lent me a moped to cruise around town on (they have a village co-op and a zendo in a town with 450 people, whaaat?) let me take her kayak out on the lake, got me a spot at a buddhist monastery free food and shelter for working ( Read more... )

I hung out with MS-13 members under a bridge last night!! I was minding my own business and this guy came up and lit a couch on fire, then sat down next to me and chugged some milk.

VATOS LOCOS!!!!!!

anyway, goddamn I need someone to call and read me cometbus because I left mine in Nikita's purse and that shit is encouraging.

Well you'll all be delighted to hear that YOGRLWHATSYRURL's irrepressible hero has been released on bond from the Summerset Kentucky County Jail. I wrote a hugeass entry about it that got deleted, sorry ( Read more... )

I GOT HIT BY A CAR TONIGHT ON MY BIKE AND I'M NOT MAKING IT UP THIS TIME!!!!! GODDAMN MY LEG HURTS

ONE WEEK TIL I GO ACROSS THE COUNTRY!!!!!

TOP 10 LIST OF PEOPLE WHO SHOULD GIVE ME A RIDE TO DAN DEACON, MATT & KIM, AND THE GODDAMNED DEATH SET:

1. YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!