Twilight Craze

Nov 02, 2008 19:36

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Well, it's pretty much a Twilight rant, so unless you're really obsessed with this book then feel free to ignore it.
But really I don't want any flames xD
I just need to vent and complain and all that other good stuff
*v*
WELL;
Anyways;
Alright
xD
Sooooo, Twilight, right?
I like the first book, really, Edward's dream worthy, the Cullen's are shit-tastic, Jacob's adorable as an annoying little boy (and cuter older guy) and Bella's pretty normal.
Well;
NOW
For the rant; lulz;
I dislike Bella D: Blah blah blah, no it's not because she gets with Edward, or cuz she has Jacob like a bunch of other fans, but because of her personality. I respect Bella because she's Meyer's character, but honestly I dislike her personality.I finished the first book and was obsessed, by the second book, when she started getting all, "MUST GET IN DANGEROUS POSITION TO HEAR EDWARD'S VOICE" that killed it for me. Seriously, I know she's lovesick, but really now. REALLLYYY NOW. She reminded me of those mall gothic kids who LOVE vampires and like...do anything vampire related and just, BLAH. She lost all hope for me :[ And Edward? Yeah, I've been single for so long and admit he's loveable, but if I were Edward, I'd totally do Alice.
LUL.

I'm an Alice/Edward shipper, I dunno why. D: She's just cute.
So, yeah, my rant.
I like Twilight, but I don't because of Bella. :[
I'm probably going to watch the movie only because it's based on the first book, lollll.
OH;
alright;
I loooove
Mr. Pattinson
xD
No, not cuz he's Edward, but cuz he's CEDRIC DIGGORY. D: Shiiiit, I was so in love when I watched Harry Potter that I was obsessed with Cedric/Hermione. xDDD But when I saw him in the trailer for Twilight, he was all shmexy with his pale hair and bad-boy looks. DD: I WANT ROBERT, not Edward >> Cuz Robert can be both Cedric and Edward. xDD
Bah, hopefully the movie doesn't ruin it for me. :[

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Bella kinda seems mary-sue-ish to me.
I know a lot of pre-teen girls are affected by Bella cuz she's got like two hot boyfriends and crap.
xDD
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I can't stop ranting
Q_QWhy did she have to get all weird?
@_@;;;;;;
Oh well;
I made some Vampire characters who like, attack Bella in my mind.
xDDD
I have...
I think 4 females and two males
Their ethnicities are
French, British, Russian, Egyptian, and Chinese
LUL
They've got the accents and crap xDDDD It's awesome;
One scene was like (Insert accents cuz I can't type it out xD)

French: It smells so dirty D: Does it even bathe?
British: *Giggle giggle* Look, it's white as a ghost, terrified little twit isn't she?
Bella: DD: Wtf mangs
Russian: D:...Let's eat her
Chinese: *Pulls out chopsticks*
Egyptian: ......
Edward: >O< grawr als;erkj;alsejr;lj Don't touch her *Protective mode*
Group: *Ignore ignore, circle circle*

xDDD
Then it went on to a bunch of insults and accents
@_@;;;;;
Yeah now I'm rambling, I should be doing my homework but eh.....

I made a new livejournal that consists of only my made ups
xD So I'll be posting all of my made ups biography and pictures there
@_@

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