now YOU look like a guy who takes it up the ass. come on baby, you know it's true.

You can't please every mother fucker all of the time, because someone is always going to be unhappy. so why even try? it just makes my head hurt. I cried like a moron tonight at work because I let someone get to me. I hate letting people see me cry, I hate even crying. it makes me sick.
sick sick sick.

so I walk into the kitchen at work, and one of the cooks says 'BABIES! WANT SOME?' me- 'uh what?' cook- 'BABIES!!! WANT SOME?!' me- 'sure.' maybe he was trying to ask me if i would have his babies. hm.
I love random weird questions. my eyes burn and my stomach hurts.

rikkelle you didn't make me feel bad! smileeeee. :)

sono un asino stupid.

I wonder why I try.

I hate to be criticized and I hate to be compared to someone else. i'm yolanda and i'm better for more than one reason.
so fucking stop.
:( make me smile and make me see the beauty in everything. can't anybody do that anymore?

Sometimes I look at women with mullets, or with hair on their face, or yellow teeth, and I wonder if they are virgins. seriously. cause who would hit that? it's sad. they must be really lonely. like this woman at work has a mullet, and she's really strange. but I think she's really strange cause she's lonely and hasn't gotten laid in a while(or ( Read more... )

alcohol makes me pee too fast :(

it's the grossest when fat people have shorts on, and their shorts get all caught up in their inner thighs. AND when they have short shirts on and you can see their huge belly buttons. what the fuck? buy bigger clothes.

absolutely no thought ( Read more... )