Megan and I decided to bug some random girl in a chat. Maybe we went too far xD
You have just entered room "Chat 9714787581954655304."
brbielicious58 has entered the room.
sprtschick4490: lets see if they come in
sprtschick4490: a/s/l
sprtschick4490: i have a buddy
GoggleGirl17: Hey
brbielicious58: just one?
GoggleGirl17: as I was saying... my bf Jake...
brbielicious58: oh two good job with that
GoggleGirl17: we broke up
GoggleGirl17: :-( cuz he gave me HIV
sprtschick4490: shut up
sprtschick4490: lol
brbielicious58: so, u two know me how?
brbielicious58: other than from the shore
GoggleGirl17: You go to my LMS, right?
brbielicious58: oh yeah right
GoggleGirl17: omg, and Jake... not only did he give me HIV, but he slipped me date rape drugs
brbielicious58: and u went out with him
GoggleGirl17: yeah
brbielicious58: he sounds like a creep
GoggleGirl17: we were at a party
brbielicious58: good call
GoggleGirl17: and he put somethin in my marg
sprtschick4490: ya, i went on a date w/ my bf last night and he got me pregnant
brbielicious58: so...what's lms?
sprtschick4490: it was great
brbielicious58: yeah i was pregnant once
brbielicious58: it sucked a lot
GoggleGirl17: Me too, but I got an abortion
GoggleGirl17: at least i had a patch on
GoggleGirl17: but I have H fucking IV
sprtschick4490: yep me 2, i luv Mike!!!!!!!!!!!!!
brbielicious58: which one got dat eraped
GoggleGirl17: I hate Jake! he slipped me drugs and made me do a group orgy
GoggleGirl17: I did
brbielicious58: ad who got pregnant
brbielicious58: stick with the same story line
sprtschick4490: i don't like using birth control
sprtschick4490: mike did
brbielicious58: yeah birth control sucks
GoggleGirl17: I did once then i got an abortion
sprtschick4490: he's sexy
brbielicious58: stamps are sexy
GoggleGirl17: yeah mike's good in bed
sprtschick4490: stamps?
sprtschick4490: yep and jake is pretty sexy 2
brbielicious58: then you dont have to have abortions
GoggleGirl17: it turns him on if u lick his toes
GoggleGirl17: Jake is a bitch
sprtschick4490: i like him
GoggleGirl17: omg u can have him
sprtschick4490: i'll bet he cheats on me though
sprtschick4490: kk
GoggleGirl17: wanna switch bfs?
sprtschick4490: i'll call him
sprtschick4490: kk
brbielicious58: um, like someone else
GoggleGirl17: omg but isn't Mike Bi?
brbielicious58: find someone who likes stamps and has never heard of date rape drugs
sprtschick4490: ya, i think it's sexy
sprtschick4490: lol
brbielicious58: like the amish
sprtschick4490: amish?
sprtschick4490: what r u tlking about
sprtschick4490: get w/ us her
GoggleGirl17: didn't he once had a Threesome with Rachel and Matt?
sprtschick4490: **here
brbielicious58: yea, the amish are awesome
sprtschick4490: ya, that's cool
GoggleGirl17: i like the ring
GoggleGirl17: cuz u can't c it
sprtschick4490: mike says i should come over to his house and i should bring lots of boos
brbielicious58: sure you can
GoggleGirl17: the patch u can c, and i doesnt look like a bandaid so u know its a patch
GoggleGirl17: no u cant unless u like look in there
sprtschick4490: ya, thant's y i don't like birth control
brbielicious58: i thought the ring was a movie
sprtschick4490: ya, but not
brbielicious58: and you can def see those
GoggleGirl17: itz a birth controll method
brbielicious58: ohhhhhhhhh
GoggleGirl17: u like stick this ring in like a tampon
brbielicious58: it was a good movie though
brbielicious58: ohhhhhhhhhhh
sprtschick4490: i watched it w/ mike
brbielicious58: i am learnign so much
GoggleGirl17: dont remind me of da Ring
sprtschick4490: i know
sprtschick4490: whatever
brbielicious58: ;-)
GoggleGirl17: i gave Jake a hand job in the back row
GoggleGirl17: ugh. i H8 him
GoggleGirl17: brb
sprtschick4490: so tell us about u, brbielicious.. um what's ur name?
brbielicious58: so.. you guys into football?
brbielicious58: sarah
brbielicious58: i love football
sprtschick4490: ya, football playrs r sexy
sprtschick4490: cool sarah
brbielicious58: no i like to play football
sprtschick4490: ewww gross
sprtschick4490: it's all gory
sprtschick4490: how did u get my sn sarah?
brbielicious58: not football jocks, ever been in their locker room it smell like nothin else
sprtschick4490: ya, roxy and i raided the locker room once
brbielicious58: um in my country we give them out like candy
sprtschick4490: whatever
GoggleGirl17: back
sprtschick4490: r u from like denmark or something?
brbielicious58: no, the netherlands
sprtschick4490: oo
brbielicious58: are u a pessimist?
GoggleGirl17: omg my old bf is from der
sprtschick4490: the u.s. is better!!!!!
GoggleGirl17: he was my 5th grade bf lol
sprtschick4490: ya, my first time i made love was with kevin in 4th grade
brbielicious58: i have a b/f
sprtschick4490: it was great
brbielicious58: hes into stamps
sprtschick4490: stamps are stupid and r for sissys
brbielicious58: ohhhhhh
sprtschick4490: that's the lamest thing ever!!!!!
brbielicious58: but, i like football too, am i still a sissy?
sprtschick4490: yep
GoggleGirl17: in bed ur a sissy
sprtschick4490: sry to break it to u
brbielicious58: ohhhh
brbielicious58: im sorry
GoggleGirl17: do u give head w condoms?
sprtschick4490: soccer and bball are the best
GoggleGirl17: i kno
brbielicious58: ok, well i need to talk to some ohter ppl so peace out
GoggleGirl17: don't say peace out
brbielicious58: too late
GoggleGirl17: ur some sort of hippee
GoggleGirl17: who smokes pot
GoggleGirl17: aren't u?
brbielicious58: more like gettho, get it right
GoggleGirl17: only hippees say peace out
brbielicious58: and me
GoggleGirl17: ghetto people smoke pot too
GoggleGirl17: so ur a pothead
brbielicious58: so do you
GoggleGirl17: where'd you get the weed?
brbielicious58: the same place you do , ur mom
GoggleGirl17: What's ur name, I'll look u up in her directory
sprtschick4490: ooohhhh
brbielicious58: you wanna talk, bring it
GoggleGirl17: ya me and my mom grow weed
sprtschick4490: lol
brbielicious58: me too, in our bathroom
brbielicious58: and herbs and spices
GoggleGirl17: we have a green house
brbielicious58: ohhhhhh
GoggleGirl17: r u some poor bitch?
sprtschick4490: hey roxy, i'll cancel my date w/ mike and me and u can make out on my sofa
brbielicious58: i wish i had one
GoggleGirl17: ok
GoggleGirl17: omg ur so sexy em
brbielicious58: yeah i only have like 5 dollars to last me till i grow some more
brbielicious58: nasty,
brbielicious58: you two are gross
GoggleGirl17: look who's talking
GoggleGirl17: u use those sissy stamps
GoggleGirl17: how gross
brbielicious58: you are the ones that might be hi
sprtschick4490: what movie do u want to watch??
brbielicious58: the ring
sprtschick4490: we probably won't watch the movie though
GoggleGirl17: Let's watch a porno
sprtschick4490: kk
GoggleGirl17: Girl's gone Wild
sprtschick4490: sweet'
brbielicious58: my mom says those are bad, what do you two think
GoggleGirl17: Those girls r so sexy
sprtschick4490: we can rent two copies and put one in my bedroom tv
GoggleGirl17: they turn me on
brbielicious58: don't ignore me
sprtschick4490: there will probably be more action in the bedroom
brbielicious58: ok nevermind
GoggleGirl17: I know. Ooh
brbielicious58: leaving the lesbian chatroom
brbielicious58 has left the room.
sprtschick4490: i luv u!!
sprtschick4490: oohh burn
sprtschick4490: she left!!
GoggleGirl17: xD She's so pathetic
It's pretty sad, but I was laughing the whole time (: