Why It's Fun Being an English Major

[yomkippurzombie]

You know, there's a significant side effect to being an english major. Every day in class I'm made to analyze, critique, and look closer into every single word of every single sentence of every single paragraph for metaphors, similes, different interpretations, and bizarre theories supported, at times, by a single instance in a huge body of work

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[pinkhairedcutie]

Dude.

Awesome assessment. X)

[yomkippurzombie]

Heh, thanks. It's not my best work, but I was pressed for time in between classes and was just dicking around.

[pinkhairedcutie]

But when you dick around, cool stuff happens.

[yomkippurzombie]

This is all invariably leading back to having to get up at 7am today, I swear.

Tomorrow I'm going to do a dissection on the retardedness of Doug Funnie's "Quailman", you watch.