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i just laughed so hard at least night's conan that i almost barfed. this week has been magic, dude. the 5 minutes of skits and interviews were something went wrong almost killed me. i need me that external hard drive so i don't have to delete this stuff. -
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i was about ready to give up on my day until nanner pus showed up... -
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i feel like my stomach is rotting from the inside out -
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i'm drinking a beer in an effort to forget what my day was like. i see more beer in my future. i swear, if one more fucking wastes my time, i'm going to murderize them. -
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i want to punch every pothole right its stupid face. if it turns out there's serious damage to my car and the oakland county road commission doesn't reimburse me, there will be... trouble ( Read more... ) -
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i'm still laughing that h&r block tried to charge me 200 bucks to do my taxes. i told them where to stick it, came home and did it with turbotax for 1/4 the price and got more back. hells yeah, bitches. matt FTW! and to top it off, when i got home, grindhouse was on. \m/ -
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it feels like my back was twisted into a pretzel and then stomped on. oh wait... it was! argh!! -
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i'm thinking about going to judo this week. i've been going on and off the past year or so. money's been tight and i've been surprisingly injury free as a result of not going. ok, maybe it's not really all that surprising, but whatever. i miss the people at judo and i feel really guilty that i haven't been back in a while so... maybe i'll go M ( Read more... ) -
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i can't get the movie Fat Guy Goes Nutzoid out of my head. also, i think it's hilarious that joan allen was in said movie. ahh troma, where would my misspent youth have been if not for toxic avenger, sgt kabukiman, surf nazis must die and fat guy goes nutzoid? honestly... i'd probably be able to do math in my head if not for the space taken up ( Read more... ) -
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i would like to take this time to remind my tax return it needs to get here before the vultures circling my hard drive come in for the kill...
also, wtf is up with space buddies? that movie looks so bad i can't even put in to words... i just... i... yeesh. what's that? you want a link to see stuff on space buddies? no problem!!! tax return, random, movie